"You know," David piped up. "We should report this to the dean. Girls aren't allowed on campus at this time, Kurt, and you know it."
"What if... what if we make a deal?" Kurt questioned, turning complacent.
"Oh? And what kind of deal would that be?" David questioned, raising an eyebrow.
"Stay with us. Have fun. Let loose a little; I'm talking to you, Wesley." Kurt said, arching his brow right back.
They ignored Wes' indignant squeak. "What makes you think we-?"
"David, David, David," Kurt interrupted, shaking his head. "You're a group of teenaged males who are going to refuse spending the night with a group of gorgeous ladies?"
At this, the Warblers passed looks between each other. David though, looked straight at Mercedes who smiled back shyly, batting her eyelashes.
"That's settled then!" Kurt exclaimed before walked up to stand in front of David. "Her name is Mercedes, she is single and if you break her heart I break your face."
David smiled hesitantly, backing away from Kurt's glare slowly and cautiously. But, just like that, Kurt's demeanor flipped and he was back to chatting with his girls.
The Warblers interspersed themselves throughout the room, listening to the conversation going on.
"What do you want to subject our victims to first, girls?" Kurt asked, smirking while he tugged his shirt away from Santana.
"Ooh! Can we-?" Rachel asked.
"No!" Kurt said, holding his hands up. "You know how it ended last time. " Kurt shuddered whilst the girls chuckled. "Besides, they couldn't handle it." Kurt flicked his head over his shoulder.
"What about-?" Tina questioned.
"Maybe," Kurt answered, "Let's warm 'em up first."
"How about with-?" Quinn spoke up.
"Yes!" Kurt pointed at her. "Brilliant."
The Warblers stared at the group with puzzled expressions on their faces. Then Wes broke out, "He speaks girl!"
Trent looked to him pleadingly. "Can you talk to my girlfriend to figure out why she's mad at me?"
Kurt gave them a withering look and sighed. "So, you up to it?"
"Up to what?" Blaine asked.
"Truth or Dare!" Brittany said happily. "Weren't you listening?"
"You were speaking girl!" Wes said exasperatedly.
"You in or you out?" Tina proposed.
After a couple of muttered affirmations, Kurt clapped his hands once.
"Alright, ladies; ground rules." He pointed at Santana and Brittany. "No sex."
Just about every Warbler had a flabbergasted expression on their face that Kurt wished he could have caught on camera.
He continued: "Don't go too hard on the boys. They're not used to our brand of crazy."
The Warblers were starting to feel worried now. What exactly had they gotten into?
"Also, we will all write down a couple of minor, easy-"
"Lame-" Santana coughed.
"-dares," Kurt went on as if he was never interrupted. "for anyone who refuses to answer a truth or complete a dare. They have to do this one, though. No getting out of it."
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Dalton:witnessed
RomanceKurt options to hide his normal sarcastic, witty self whilst at Dalton. When he breaks the rules and invites his girls for a sleepover that gets crashed by the Warblers, what will be revealed?