Chapter 1

                                    

                                          
Don't bring around a cloud to rain on my parade!
                          
Kurt jumped as his cell phone rang out. He ducked into a nearby alcove.
                          
"Rachel?"
                          
"Hey, Kurt! Are we still on for tonight?"
                          
"Yeah, of course!" Kurt smiled, excited to catch up with his girls. He hasn't seen them in far too long.
                          
"Great! So all of us will meet you in front of the school at six, right? During dinner so you can sneak us in." Wow. Rachel was so good and being subtle.
                          
"Yes, Rachel," Kurt sighed, "Now hush up unless you want me to get in trouble." He peeked around him and saw that most of the groups of lingering boys had dispersed. "I've got to go. See you later."
                          
"Bye, Kurt!" was her chirpy reply.
                          
"Six o'clock on the dot." Kurt commented as he met his girls, giving each of them a hug.
                          
"We're nothing if not punctual." Rachel giggled in response.
                          
Kurt wasted no time hurrying them to his room. He didn't know what the consequences were for having girls in the dorms after hours, but he didn't want to find out.
                          
Blaine turned the corner just in time to see the tail end of a group heading up the stairs. A group of... girls?
                          
"Wow, white boy! You've got it made here!" Mercedes exclaimed once they entered the room.
                          
Kurt shrugged noncommittally. "Yeah, I guess."
                          
"Let's get down to bidness!" Santana declared, plopping herself down on the floor.
                          
"Whoa, slow down tiger!" Kurt called teasingly. "Can you at least let me shower first?"
                          
Quinn waved him off as they rest of them sat in a circle: Rachel, Mercedes, Tina, Quinn, Santana, and Brittany.
                          
"It seems like ages since we've seen Kurt." Tina grumbled from where she sat. "Have you noticed he's gotten taller?"
                          
"And leaner." Quinn added.
                          
"And buff...er." Rachel piped up, albeit awkwardly.
                          
"Screw that shiz, my boy gots hot." Santana announced, crossing her arms across her chest. "Don't deny it."
                          
"She's not lying." Tina said after a pause. That caused the girls to break out fits of giggles.
                          
And it was to this sight that the door swung open, revealing a mass of boys in Dalton Academy blazers.
                          
"Ladies?"