Chillin with egderp

                                    

                                          
Be the troll who just woke up from his unexpected nap==>
I woke up feeling well rested for the first time in a while despite get yet another new ding to the head.
Eventually I'm gonna get brain damage and start worshipping clown gods like Gamzee or more than likely with my luck I'll have it bad and start screaming incoherent garble out of my mouth like Sollux's miserable excuse for a dancester/guardian.
                          
I woke up feeling well rested for once despite getting another ding to the head yesterday. Eyes still closed I went to sit up on which I assume was the couch again strider probably moved me there after he found me unconscious on his floor but there was something weighing me down and it was warm and comfy. I opened my eyes looking up and see that Dave had his arms wrapped around my middle and and was breathing softly still asleep. I also noticed that the douche slept with his stupid sunglasses on, why is something like that even necessary?
                          
I decided that I really don't care and went to get up again but he was clinging to me tight. Maybe I will just lay here for a bit longer he is awful warm and comfy a couple more minutes couldn't hurt, I thought as I laid back down snuggling into him as I fell back asleep.
                          
Be the douche that sleeps with sunglasses on==>
You woke up and stretched a smile, yes a smile not a smirk I'm allowed to smile dammit, spread across my face as I saw Karkat still clinging to me. But how would I not smile the small troll just looked so peaceful not to mention hells cute made me just wanna lean down and kiss his plump grey lips. Wait what? No I think your mistaken I did not just think that why would you ever think I was even consider something like that? 













































                          
Nah I totally just thought that dudes too cute and I'm gay as fuck it's a shame he has to go back to whatever weird place he comes from. But enough of this I have shit to not do. I untangle Karkat from around me and lay him down, he shifts a bit but stays asleep.
                          
Alrighty then let's get down to business, I walked out my room to see a note from Dirk stuck to the TV(real classy bro) saying that he had gone out with Jake and Roxy to go to a nice dinner for Roxy's month anniversary of staying sober. He also said to be home by five because he had to talk to me about something. I shrugged and grabbed my phone walking out the door to go to John's house
                          
**at John's house**
I didn't even bother knocking Mr. Egbert wasn't home he was on a business trip and John didn't mind you coming in because it gave him company. "Honey I home" I call teasingly. I heard a high pitch squeal come from John's room and I laugh you loud walking back there to see a shirtless John looking quite frazzled.
                          
Quick be Dirk==>
You try to be Dirk but fail because Dirk is currently at a 'dinner' which is it say their lunch only took 15 minutes and then Dirk and Jake went back to Jake's house to do some 'dancing' *furious eyebrow wiggle*
Be one of the raging gays currently residing at the Egbert household==> 
John: but I'm not a homosexual 
Author: shut your word hole John your almost as gay as both striders combined 
John: no I'm not
Author: BE QUIET YOU BULGE MUNCHING NOOK WAFFLE YOUR INTERRUPTING THE STORY  
John: *loud grumpling*
You are now John and you totally don't have the hots for other guys *cough cough not really cough cough*==>
I had just gotten out of the shower and finished drying off when i heard Dave call. I let out a squeal and quickly started to get dress but by the time Dave had gotten to my room I was still shirtless. 
                          
"Your looking a bit pink there egderp" I touched my face and felt it was hot and I blushed even more.
                          
"Shhhhhhh"