ANOTHER New Friend

                                    

                                          
July 30
                          
Omg this morning was funny, I was sleeping next to Ms. Dolly and then we woke up and it was really early, and she was trying to help me go back to sleep. Then I farted really loud. It sent Ms. Dolly into a fright. She said, "I'm getting out of here!" and got up and left the room. Marina, Minnie, and I were still in the bed and Minnie and I were laughing our heads off. Marina was disgusted, but I think she was laughing, too. My mom heard me laughing and when she found out I farted, she said she'd thought that was one of the lions on TV. I couldn't stop laughing. Then I got up to go pee and Ms. Dolly saw me walking in there and she said, "Yeah, go to the bathroom!"
                          
Some of us went outside and it was still pretty early (like 9:00) so it wasn't that hot yet. It started to get there, though. That's why I had to keep going inside. While I was sitting on the couch, I saw a bare butt in the window. Now why my younger sister Sheyenne would put her big butt in the window, I don't know. I went out there and confronted her about it jokingly because she was just messing around. But that's something I would do if I was, um, I don't know, seven years old? She's almost 15. 
                          
Then when Dolly and I went in, the others were messing around and playing with Mrs. Meredith's car. When Mrs. Meredith looked out the window and saw her vehicle being tampered with, she raised Cain. Ms. Dolly and I went outside with her and Mrs. Meredith was horrified when her car (which is a hovercar like all imaginary cars) landed on the ground with a hard thump. It wasn't damaged, but she stormed over to the driver's side window and the window went down, revealing the driver. Brienna. Mrs. Meredith hollered at her to get out of her car, and Bri was a little annoyed that Mrs. Meredith was yelling at her. 
                          
Then Ms. Dolly and I watched Dating Naked. I swear, Dolly Green lets us watch the trashiest, most inappropriate stuff. One time she picked a movie for Family Night (thankfully, while my mom was asleep) that had endless sexual content and swearing. 
                          
I kept playing the piano and Karilee was sitting up on the bench with me and I asked her what song I was playing, and she started to sing along with the notes I was playing. (It was Bulletproof by La Roux.) Then I was watching Hannah Montana with Dolly, Lynn, and Bri, and I got mad and threw the remote because the episode cut off. Piece of crap. So I went back to the piano. Then later we got to finish our episode of HM. Dolly and I played Family Feud and then Brienna said there was this girl in our front yard in a wheelchair. And pretty soon, we had made a new imaginary friend. She is in a wheelchair because she has a condition called spina bifida. That's where she can't feel anything from the waist down. We've had to help her a few times, like carrying her around a little when she isn't in her chair. Brienna and I helped her get to the bathroom. Then Ms. Dolly carried her out. Our new friend's name is Skye and she likes to watch me play the piano.
                          
Xoxo~ M