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Nick: I can walk on cucumbers. Jesus can walk on water. Cucumbers are 98% water. Therefore, I am 98% Jesus.
Brent: Oh yeah? Well, ice is 100% and I can definitely walk on that. So I'm 100% Jesus.
Sophist: Be careful not to slip, Jesus. I wouldn't want you to die. Again.
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