43: no proofreading, short chapter, suck it up

                                    

                                          




Eat food, drink water, and get 5  hours of sleep today or else I make Hisoka the only love interest 

Unknown Number has created a new Groupchat
Unknown Number has added Illumi, Chrollo, and Hisoka to the Groupchat
Unknown Number has changed their name to Yours Truly💅
Yours Truly💅
Welcome back to my YouTube channel 
guys!!
3 people are now online
Illumi 
Where are you.
Chrollo
Where have you been?
Hisoka
Welcome back💞💅
Yours Truly💅
Today I'm going to be showing you how 
to run from dangerous serial killers
Yours Truly💅
(Don't try this at home)
Illumi
Y/n Zoldyck.
Chrollo 
Y/n would-
Chrollo
Zoldyck? I swear dear if you married this 
man.
Yours Truly💅
Step one(1):Tell them you love them
Hisoka
And step two?🥰
Yours Truly💅
No step two, they fall for that and u can 
just leave
Yours Truly💅
Talking from experience 
Hisoka
How cruel you've become~
Illumi
Tell me where you are and I'll lessen your punishment.
Yours Truly💅
For examples!! "You're so awkward, I love 
you" tends to do wonders! Gaining trust instantly!!
Yours Truly💅
Always recommend to use physical affection against them(such as tracing tattoos on their back)🙏🙏 
Yours Truly💅 
they are unable to tell when they're being deceived🥰😘
Hisoka
Taking notes, love ♡ 
Chrollo
Y/n, tell me where you are and there won't 
be a punishment. If Illumi finds you first 
you will get hurt. 
Illumi
I am their husband. I do as I please.
Yours Truly💅 
And I did as I pleased🥰 by escaping the Zoldyck manor
Yours Truly💅
Really easily, too.
Illumi
I'll make sure you never do again. You 
won't be leaving my sight ever again.
Yours Truly💅
How did you watch me escape from Chrollo, assist in it, kidnap me, then make the same mistake💀
Yours Truly💅
😭How can one be stronger, faster, 
smarter, richer, more influential, and still 
lose to me:/
Hisoka
🫢
Chrollo
You are signing your death certificate, 
Y/n. If you want to stay safe I'd recommend sending me your location.