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PirateCosplayer: guys why are we on part 160
SirFrancis: where have you been????
PirateCosplayer: sleeping with your mother
Gush: Blink you know they can't comprehend that we are being watched
SirFrancis: what...
Gush: perhaps they can
SirFrancis: you mean the weird shit you guys say sometimes? Yeah we know
SirFrancis: we just thought you were kooky and ignored it
PirateCosplayer: why didn't you say something...
SirFrancis: because we still love you guys even if your delusional
Gush: we're not delusional though
SirFrancis: sure. And I'm not hot
speck: you're not
SirFrancis: 😐
Nerd: If I go any further with thoughts on my husband, this chapter will have to be rated, and I promised you guys no more innuendos in the chat.
Glasses: thank you
Nerd: But Jack is incredibly hot.
SirFrancis: thank you Davey
SirFrancis: his word reigns true
speck: ughhhhhh I hate that you're right
flash: why do you guys put so much pressure on Davey's word anyway
Nerd: I would like to know, too.
CutiePatootie: I have to explain the dynamic give me two shakes and rat's tail
Nerd: That's not the saying, but okay.
CutiePatootie: basically Davey is the perfect human being. Like, all of the beauty standards wrapped into one man. He's smart, tall, nicely built, generally kind but not oblivious to when people intend to harm, he has an appreciated job, he can cook/clean/take care of himself, has a full head of gorgeous hair, and is nerdy enough 
CutiePatootie: and he can pull off a turtle neck
Nerd: What do you mean by enough?
flash: so...he's the bare minimum
SirFrancis: exactly
CutiePatootie: you get it🙌
Gush: basically
PirateCosplayer: pretty much
Nerd: All I heard was that you like my hair.
SirFrancis: it's the best hair ever:)
Nerd: You're cute.
CutiePatootie: that and he does that he does that thing
flash: he compliments people???
flash: yall need a hug😭
flirter: it makes me physically ill when people talk about Greek mythology mistellings and then bring up Hercules like that wasn't the entire point of the movie
flirter: LIKE OBVIOUSLY. THEY LITERALLY BASED THEBES AFTER NEW YORK CITY AND HAD HERCULES AND HIS FLYING HORSE ON HOLLYWOOD BOULEVARD LIKE YEAH. ITS NOT ACCURATE.
flirter: like Disney movies aren't supposed to be accurate? They are entirely different retellings for a reason? Disney thinks they are the Grimm Brothers?
*insertmemeshere*: loooooooved ever after high fuck descendants Disney can eat Minnie's pie
karofskylol: so the f-word is okay but you can't say shit