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JumiFo resident reporter, close secretary to Director Gemini of GN company, would like to report on some strange phenomena recently.
Director Gemini has been very strange recently, he often gets absent-minded in the middle of meetings, often bursts out laughing for no reason, and is even indescribably easy-going. But what is even more terrifying and earth-shattering is that our director takes a salad box to lunch.
Gemini's hatred of green vegetables is a matter of course. Any employee who officially starts working at this company is reminded to never let a single green vegetable appear in front of Gemini.
 Yet right now, Gemini is very excited, taking a salad box somewhere. What is the reason? Based on my understanding of the Director, he is definitely in love, and not in a normal love, in love to the point of madness!
Who? Who can make the respected Director humble himself before his eternal enemy?
I would like to start a small investigation into the people Gemini has recently come into contact with.
The first person was about a month ago, Madam Ning had an appointment for the Director to go on a blind date with a singer named Gun. The two of them shared a common interest in singing, and I had also arranged a date for him and that young man to go to a concert. However, after looking into his background, this young man was also a meat lover like Gemini, so he was eliminated.
The second person was named Liming, Gemini met him by chance while eating chicken rice. The Director often went to that restaurant, there was a time when he ate chicken rice 6 times a week. However, Liming was a flower that already had a pot. His lover was named Heart, and was studying abroad in the US, so this person was also eliminated.
The last person was named Fourth. He was a new employee in the project department. The Director and Fourth met by chance at the pet store when they both went to pick up their beloved cat. 
I swear to the light bulb, after that day, the frequency of the Director taking Jumu out to play also increased significantly. He also started to show unusual signs. Moreover, Fourth once answered at the employee welcome party that life without vegetables is meaningless. Putting these points together, I'm sure the Director has a crush on Fourth.
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"Fot Fot" - Gemini pushed open the terrace door, happily seeing his lover waiting for him on the long bench
"Director, are you here?" - Fourth familiarly moved over, making room for Gemini to sit down.
"Oh my! Yesterday you agreed to love me, but now you call me Director? I'm sulking!"
"Well... because I'm not used to it yet...."
"If you're not used to it, you'll have to call  my name a lot to get used to it. Try calling me P'Gemini!"
"P..P'Gem....Gemini..." - Fourth lowered his head, stammering his lover's name
"Aooo! You hit my heart N'Fot Fot!" - Gemini held his heart, his body falling backwards. How could his baby narak narak like this?
"Don't tease me anymore! Are you eating salad today too?"
"I told you I like vegetables too! I have Mediterranean salad today, let's eat with me."
*Ting ting*
Fourth's phone suddenly notified him of a text message, it was from the department group. Thinking that something important was happening, he turned on his phone. In the chat box, his colleagues were discussing the picture of Gemini holding a box of salad
"What is the boss holding, guys?"
"I'm not seeing ghost, right?"
"Hey guys, I'm scared!! 😭😭😭 Are you sure that's our boss and not an alien that broke in?"
'What are you talking about?'
'So what? Boss Gemini insisted on spitting out a leaf of vegetable wrapped with meat, and now he's holding a bright green box. I also think that's definitely not the boss. Or maybe he had an accident in the head and short-circuited!'
Reading those messages, Fourth was very surprised. Gemini said that he really liked vegetables, and when he first started pursuing him, he didn't hesitate to spend time researching the best vegetarian restaurants to take him to. He had never seen him frown when eating vegetables....was he lying?
"P'Gemini, do you hate eating vegetables?"
The director was poking at the salad box and suddenly froze, but he immediately calmed down
"No way! Don't you think I eat this well?"
"Don't hide it from me!" - seeing Gemini's momentary confusion, Fourth was smart enough to guess the truth. Knowing that even if he managed to hide it this time, there would definitely come a time when he couldn't lie anymore, Gemini could only admit it.
"Okay, actually, I really, really don't like eating vegetables. I hate them so much. Because you said you liked them, I said so to have an excuse to talk to you more."
"P'Gemini, you don't need to do that? I don't like you just because you like eating vegetables like me! From now on, you don't need to pretend for me, I feel so guilty if you do that!"
"So, I don't need to eat this anymore?" - Gemini's eyes lit up as if he was about to be freed from extreme torture
"You didn't need to do that from the beginning!" - Fourth laughed at his boyfriend's ignorance. He didn't expect that the decisive and talented director who was usually seen at the meeting table was acting spoiled with him. As for Gemini, he seemed to have received a reprieve, immediately pressing the salad box into Fourth's hand.
"Waaaa! Finally, I don't have to pretend to like eating vegetables. You don't know, I had to close my eyes, hypnotize myself to eat a juicy piece of steak to swallow that vegetable countless times!"
"But eating vegetables is good for your health, so if you can, you should still eat them!"
"Hey, I have a way for me to eat vegetables!" - Suddenly Gemini sat up straight, looking directly into Fourth's eyes
"W...what way?" - being looked at felt a bit embarrassed, Fourth couldn't help but blush
"This way..." - said, Gemini kissed his lover's lips. Just a gentle kiss but it was enough to make Fourth's soul fly into nine clouds.
"You...what are you doing?" - covered his mouth with his hand, Fourth just wanted to find a hole to hide in right away.
"Eat vegetables! You eat vegetables and I 'eat' you. According to the bridge property, I am eating vegetables!" - Gemini calmly explained his seemingly absurd but extremely convincing logic.
While both of them were immersed in the atmosphere of love, I, the JumiFo reporter, witnessed everything. Just now, I went to find the boss to hastily sign the contract and got a speculative verification and ate dog food until I was full. It turned out I was wrong, the boss didn't have a crush, the boss got Fourth in his arm already! 🥹
Of course, as a trustworthy employee, I won't tell anyone, I'll just go back to write a blog. Don't worry, boss, I'm the captain of this ship!
And now, I have to retreat, I can't interfere and ruin the boss's romantic moment. 😚😚😚