Garbage in garbage out

                                    

                                          
Y/n sat next to sari as the autobots hauled trash to a boat "this is even less dignified than repairing space bridges, not to mention extremely unpleasant on the old factory sensors." Prowl said "not only that it smells bad." "Well that may be, but this is still a good opportunity to man some strain human bot relations." Optimus said "yeah who knows?once the humans start trusting us again they may even start liking us again." Bumblebee said while y/n was looking at the water while in her own world.
then she saw Ratchet fighting with a old man and tilted her head in confusion "okay, maybe liking us is too much to ask with Ratchet around." Then they walked towards Ratchet, "and you my autobot friend could stand to work on your people skills." Captain fanzone told Ratchet "there's nothing wrong with my people skills." Ratchet tells him "no it's bad when you make captain fanzone look like the friendly one." sari says "hey!" They said at the time and y/n giggled "sari has a point Ratchet, no amount of good deeds can make up for a bad attitude I think it'd be a good idea for someone to work with you on projecting a more pleasant disposition." Optimus said "I pity the poor glitch who gets stuck with that assignment." Bumblebee said as he and sari start laughing but they stops "he means us doesn't he?" "what are you smiling at?" Sari ask Prowl "Apparently there is one job less dignified than hauling trash." Prowl said "and it looks that job is at capacity let's transform and roll on home." Optimus said then they transform and drove off.
Bumblebee picked y/n up and transform so did Ratchet then sari's key glowed "will you get in already!?" "What's the magic word?" "Now!" "It's gonna be a long day" sari says as she got in.
They were stuck in traffic "move already!don't you humans have anything better to do!?" "You really should try to be more patient with people." "I'd be a lot more patient with them if they get out of my way." Ratchet said "cool your crankcase Ratchet that's what these things are for." Bumblebee said as he put on a siren and the cars moved away "now that more like it.".As they were driving a man stopped them because his wife was about to have a baby "what so I look like?a taxi service for unprocessed protoforms?" "This is an emergency not to mention a chance to practice acting friendlier." Sari told him then he let them in. 
As they drove a police truck was rolling towards them luckily they moved out of the way just in time "there what did I tell you we're perfectly safe." Ratchet said then bumblebee transforms holding y/n "it doesn't look too safe to me." As a bot came running "I am wreck-gar I knock things over." Then Ratchet transforms "so you wanna play rough do ya?" "Huh?" Then he took the bot's weapon and threw it away, it nearly hits the couple "uh I don't know much about these things lady but I think you're supposed to breathe or something?" sari said, at first they about to fight the bot but the bot started giving them trash then Ratchet and bumblebee started arguing.
Y/n saw the bot go to the couple that's when she stand in front of them like she was trying to protect them like the autobots would "hello!I am wreak-gar!" She looks up him "hi!" Wreak-gar smiled as he pick her up "you are very adorable!" He said as he petted her head and she laughed  "you're also supposed to catch the bad guy!"  sari yelled then they saw wreck-gar running to catch Angry archer while carrying y/n on his shoulder while she waved at them "y/n!!!" They yelled then ran after him. 
After wreak-gar caught him then he threw him in the air but before he could catch him he escaped "now how am I supposed to catch him?" "What are you?what is he?" Bumblebee asked "I don't know but he's given a ton of allspark energy." sari said as her key glowed "I am wreck-gar I give off of allspark energy." "So what?an allspark fragment just brought a junk pile and made a new kind of autobot?" Bumblebee asked "I am wreck-gar I am some new kind of autobot." Then Ratchet walk up the wreck-gar "Listen up scrap heap, you're not a autobot and you never will be an autobot, you're only good for one thing, GARBAGE!" As Ratchet grabbed y/n "I am wreck-gar I am only good for one thing, GARBAGE!I must deliver garbage to all." Then he transforms into a garbage truck and threw garbage that them then drove off "wow you just have a way with words don't you?" sari said sarcastically and y/n did a tiny facepalm.