Sanemi was at his house, minding his own fucking busines when BOOM 💥 the master's mansion exploded! JK!!! It was obanai kicking down the door to sanemi's house.
"SANEMI!!" Obanai yelled at his much taller gay lover. "The fu -" "WE'RE GOING ICE SKATING!!!" Sanemi just stared at his lover in shock.
"Psh. Obi. You wanna go ice skating?" Obanai noded. "Obanai, YOU want to go ice skating." Obanai annoyed, said,"ya dumbass who else? ToMiOkA? I wAnA gO iCe SkAtEiNg BeCaUsE tOmIoKa WaNtS tO~. That sounds fucking stupid!"
"Obanai you hate the cold." Sanemi said bluntly. "So what." Obanai said in response. "The ice skating rink is cold." Sanemi said, rolling his eyes. "I can deal with that." Obanai said with pride. "You'll cry." Sanemi said, rubbing his forehead. "And I'd do it like a man!" Obanai said. "Like a little girl." Sanemi said, annoyed by this conversation. "Same thing!" Obanai said, grabbing Sanemis arm and running to the ice rink.
Once they were there, sanemi and Obanai walked over to the place where you rint the skates. "Hello, what sizes of skates do you ware?" The person at the skate place asked to sanemi and Obanai to wich sanemi responded with "size 10 and size 1 please." The person nodded and handed sanemi the skates.
Sanemi and Obanai put on the skates, and sanemi had to help obanai with his skates as they were a bit confusing to him. The skates are on feet now. They both went out on the ice, and sanemi had to help obanai figure out how to skate.
Time skip
Obanai was sitting on the couch in sanemis House. He was rapped up in a blanket crying. "It was so c-cold," he said, and sanemi handed him a hot coco and said, "This should worm you up." Obanai, like a mad man, chugged the whole mug in twenty-three seconds. "I'm still cold." Obanai said.
Sanemi was just starting at obanai in shock. "Do you know what might be able to worm you up, obanai?" Sanemi asked. Suddenly, Obanai stopped crying, looked sanemi dead in the eyes, and said, "How about you fuck me senseless, that will heat me up."
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