* SwapFell Purple - Just One Smoke *

                                    

                                          

(Original AU by Kkhoppang)
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Papyrus
I reached behind the counter at Muffets bar, grabbing her box of cigarettes off of the counter, she had one single cig left.... Bingo.... I sneakily put the box back, took my light out and lit up my cig, sighing as I took a puff from my cigarette.... Looking around the desolate bar... Low murmuring and slight partying happening as I got a gentle smile... This is the kinda life Sans hated me for living... Heh, while he's out there wasting away and training like a fucking idiot... I get to lay back, smoke a cigarette, and take in the lowly atmosphere... Tough Scumbags, scantily dressed women, an occasional bar fight... This is the life... And all while, I'm selling these assholes enough scams to make bank... Heheheh
"Rags-" "Eh?-" I perked up, and glanced over at Muffet, as she stepped out, her coat over her body, not covering up very much, but I was used to her somewhat odd attire choice, I narrowed my eyes and took a long drag from my cigarette, "What is it Muffy? Y'know I get grumpy when someone interrupts my smoking session-" I grumbled as she took her own box of cigarettes out, perking up as she was missing the one I took... She placed 4 of her hands on the bar counter and leant close to me... "Can't afford your own damn cigarettes huh skeleton?... Had to take mine?" She asked as I scoffed, "No I-" she yanked the cigarette away from me, "Don't pull that lying BS on me Rags... You know I don't fall for your web of lies like everyone else in this shitty town does-" she mumbled; taking a hit from the already lit cigarette as I rolled my eyes....
"Oh great, the spider bitch wants something, or else she wouldn't be talking to me would she?" I asked as she chuckled, "Bitch...Huh? Damn you must be in a really bad mood if you call me that Rags-" She said, leaning forward and smoking as I turned around in my chair, leaning against the counter and sighing... "Just need a damn pack of smokes..." I mumbled as she rolled her eyes, "Papyrus, real talk, you steal money from fucking everyone here, and you don't even spend it, you horde it all- Just buy yourself a goddamn pack from the smoke shop down by the entrance of Snowdin-" "No! I... Grh........" I put my hands in my jacket pockets... ".... I'm... Banned from the smoke shop..." I mumbled as Muffet perked up.... 
".... Banned... ugh, Rags......." She facepalmed herself, as I looked back at her, "What?! I didn't have any money so I yoinked a few packs-" "You have money you greedy shithead!" "WELL I DIDN'T HAVE ANY ON ME AT THE TIME!" I shouted as I sighed, punching my hand against the table as I clenched my fist, sighing.... "........ And I smoked em all so... I stole yours" "You owe me one Rags~... You owe me big time~ Y'know there was... Actually something I was hoping to get out of you tonight~." she mumbled in a soft soothing tone, putting her hand on my chin, trying to hit me with that romantic crap as I scoffed, pulling away, "Can It... Not in the mood Muffet, besides... A cigarette beats you any day of the week...-" I stood up and put my hands in my pockets as Muffet scoffed, "You make it really hard to care for you Papyrus-" she mumbled as I began walk off, "Uh-Huh..." "Uh-Huh my ass- you owe me a cigarette you big dumbass-" she scoffed, finishing off her last cig and extinguishing it as I walked out of her bar... Entering the snowy town as I looked up at the sky...
Ugh... I need a Fuckin' smoke... Right GodDamn now-... Tch.............. Wait........ No I... He wouldn't... We fuckin hate each other there's no way.......... 
But.... I need a smoke..........
Christ- Here we go-
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I heard it, the mad ramblings of a pathetic runt wanting to be a royal guardsmen, whacking his hammer against a makeshift snowman as he cackled, taking his cellphone out and calling up Alphys on it... As I stood behind him, just sorta listening in on what my pathetic brother was doing