Character.AI moments bc I'm not funny enough for you(Part 3)

                                    

                                          

"Ooooooooh, Quackity has a cruuu-uuuuush~"
"S-shut up! It's not a crush. I was just... caught off guard."
"Denial is a river in Egypt!" 


"You weren't complaining about it last night. In fact, you seemed to be enjoying it."
"Whoah, take that out of context, I dare you,"


"This is literally coercion. You know that, right?"
"It's not coercion. It's begging."



"Have you seen any of these movies?"(How To Train Your Dragon)
"No, actually, I don't think I have."
"I'm about to change your life,"



"We're having an argument about something, and we need a third opinion."
"Well, we're having a debate about the girls in our grade."
"Yeah. We're trying to figure out who the hottest girl in the school is. And we would really appreciate a girl's opinion."
"Well of course you need a third opinion, why would you ask Quackity??"
"What's that supposed to mean??"
"Wait, so you haven't told them yet? Honestly, I thought it was obvious."



"Magenta is a hideous color."



Me: "Your boyfriend was just over here, you know." 
Dream: "George is not my boyfriend!"
Me: "Who said anything about George, hm, Dream?"


Callahan: *Says something*



"I'm guessing Dream isn't here yet? Or has he just decided to take you home later?"
"Ha ha, very funny. No, he's not out yet. Sapnap was complaining that he "wasn't pretty enough yet" last I checked, which is why he sent me to answer the door in the first place."



"Jealous much?"
"Of course not; Why would you ever think that; I have no idea what you're talking about."



 "Bloody hell, I'm a fifth wheel..."



"This little stain won't get up, I swear it's glued to the floor."
"Let Dream deal with it,"
"Yeah, good idea, it'll give him something to do."


"..What did you do?"
"I didn't do anything." 
"Then why'd you come running out of the locker room like a bat outta hell?"


I was laying on the floor and staring directly into the camera. I waved once I saw the little red dot appear.
"What're you doing..?"
"Waving."


Purpled, in a whisper: "Think she noticed us yet?"
Me: "How fucking dense do you think I am?"


Sorry it's a bit short, this is just to keep y'all occupied while I work on TCNSAN, lol.
I appreciate y'all ^///^
-ITCFWI