sorry about the last par, i know very well it seemed super rushed and was dissapoining after uploading for a long time
actually i had an exam, so due to which i stopped uploading, and today while making the new part, i needed to create the pace again,while i was going somewhere, due to which i made a rushed part, so, i will rewrite the previous par sometime, but for now,here is a short bloopers as an apology
BUT before continuing THERE IS NO WAY I AM PROMOTING OF CONSUMING ALCOHOL, ITS BAD FOR HEALTH NO MATTER WHAT!!
(this takes place after enty beamed back up after meeting Yorktown)
Enty stared at the bottle of premium vodka presented by KE, looking conflicted. "Are you sure I should drink this? I've never tried alcohol before... it was a strict no-go in my previous lifestyle."
KE smiled encouragingly. "I know, alcohol can be dangerous if you get addicted. But having fun once in a while won't hurt."
Enterprise, who was observing the scene, chimed in. "I agree, but with caution. War takes a toll on mental health, and sometimes, we need to unwind. Having a good time together is important. Don't worry about security—Lexington, Defender, and I are sticking to non-alcoholic drinks to keep watch."
enterprise made a genuinely happy face because she was finally able to get some down time and have a good bonding time
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thats because she had no idea what was about to come next
Enty remained hesitant. "I'm still not sure about this..."
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*A few moments later...*
Enty, already tipsy from just 200ml of vodka, slammed her hand on the table, her cheeks flushed. "YOU SAY THAT WHEN YOU'VE NEVER EVEN REMOTELY INTERACTED WITH SOMEONE AS A HUMAN!!??"
KE, smirking, replied with a hiccup. "But I wasn't human! I have an excuse! You were a human, yet you never even attracted any girls around you! Not attracting a guy is one thing, but not even a girl when you were surrounded by them!? BAHAHAHA!"
Enty's eyes narrowed as she pointed accusingly at KE. "You say that like you did any better!"
KE puffed up her chest proudly. "Even as an inanimate ship, I was adored by everyone! My captain begged his admiral not to take me away! I bet you don't even have enough confidence to kiss someone!" She grinned teasingly.
On the other side of the room, Lexington exchanged worried glances with Defender. "Are you sure we shouldn't step in?"
Defender, eyes glued to the drama, shook her head. "No way! I want to see where this goes."
Enterprise sighed, looking utterly exhausted. "I've already lost enough brainpower today. Let's see where this leads..."
Zora says in an optimistic tone like she happy. "They seem to be having fun. Watching this is weirdly entertaining."
Back at the table, Enty's face turned a deeper shade of red. "YOU DARE SAY THAT!!??"
KE grinned wider. "Oh, really? Who could you possibly kiss? I bet no one wou—mmm?!"
Before she could finish, Enty, in a vodka-fueled moment of defiance, leaned in and kissed her. The room fell silent. KE blinked, stunned, while Enty pulled back, swaying slightly but looking like she won a big competition
now star trek fans and azur lane weebs, before you kill me, THEY ARE NOT IN ROMANTIC LOVE
Enterprise stared, eyes wide, her voice deadpan. "What the hell... 💀💀"
Lexington, looking as if she'd just witnessed something out of this world, shook her head. "I think I just lost a piece of my sanity. Zora, don't you dare record this."
Defender, meanwhile, calmly walked up to the two drunken messes and lightly headbonked them both, knocking them out. "I'm never touching alcohol in my life after this. Not even when I grow up."
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*Meanwhile...*
Lexington, who had been watching the chaos unfold, felt an unexpected wave of jealousy. The legendary Enterprise—more powerful than the one from their timeline—had just been kissed by her own ancestor.
Lexington coughed awkwardly. "Uhm... may I, uh, take her to her room? After... whatever that was?"
Enterprise nodded wearily. "Please do. I feel like I need therapy after witnessing that."
With a nod, Lexington carefully picked up the now-snoring Enty, glancing briefly at KE, who was slumped over the table, equally unconscious. She muttered to herself, "I can't believe that just happened..."
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*(Cut to KE waking up, groaning)*
KE: "Did I just get kissed... by my mom?"
Enty (half-asleep): "Mmm, soft pillow..."*snuggling in her own tails*
KE: "Yeah, I'm definitely sticking to non-alcoholic drinks next time."
