Episode 8: Spring Broke Pt 1

                                    

                                          
Everyone returned to their seats.
Blitz: Finally. I thought I was gonna get a cavity from those two.
Fizzarolli: Jealous much?
Blitz: I am not!
RavenDragon: OK then. We are gonna continue with a new episode.
Blitz: More of me and my awesomeness.
RavenDragon: Blitz! What did I say?!
Fizz: She meant me!
Blitz: No, me!
RavenDragon: Oz, Stolas, get your boyfriends.
Asmodeus and Stolas stopped them.
RavenDragon: And this one isn't about either of you. It's about Loona.
Loona: Me?
RavenDragon: And Verosika is in this one.
Blitz: Oh come on! Not the spring break incident!
Barbie: The what?
Verosika: It's better if you just watch it.
(The scene opened with Blitz and the crew driving their gray van along the street.]
BLITZ: I love this song! (poorly singing along with "Mustang Dong" on the radio)
You were a spicy little - uh-
Demon with the- uh-
bleach blonde haaaair!
Almost everyone covered their ears.
Fizzarolli: Ugh! Still can't sing a note?
Blitz: Hey! Tell that to the proposal song from the last episode of this thing!
Barbie: Tell that to how tone death you are now!
Stolas: I like it.
Fizzarolli: Stols, you haven't lived with Blitz here. Trust us. 
Spiroz: Hel and I can vouch for that!
Blitz: Betrayed by my own kids. That's low. 
(Loona is shown sitting in the passenger seat next to Blitzø, looking mildly annoyed at his singing. Moxxie covers his somehow non-existent ears in the back while Millie rolls down her window and smiles. Even Barbie rolled her eyes.)
MOXXIE: Seriously? How are you two related?
BARBIE: I asked myself that question every day since we were teens.
Blitz: Barb!
Barbie: It's true and you know it!
BLITZ:
Fieeendin' for that semen
when I caught your stare... 
(They drive into an old crowded parking lot.)
BLITZ:
Thooought it might be love,
but you went-- 
(A pink car pulls into the remaining parking space.)
BLITZ: Oh, shit! Fu-
(Blitz slams onto the brakes and the van skids to a stop. The passengers all were a bit scrambled, Blitzø turned off the radio and glared at the person in the pink car. He glances at the license plate, which reads "SUCKS-4-LIFE".)