V suddenly lunges at Uzi, but it turns out she is chained by her leg to the floor.

V: Or, you missed the negotiations. The humans programmed us to solve a problem. Where's proof of your backstory? The one where your kind's so conveniently innocent? Chuckles.

N grab her by the throat and pull her back

N: shut up...

V: sorry Daddy~

N turn his attention back to Uzi

N: J was getting orders from the company but I've searched everywhere in the pod to find some sort of communication advice I've found nothing though I was upset I really wanted a LQ-84i unit

Uzi: a what?

V: it's a robot dog N's obsessed with them...it's actually kind of adorable~

Inside Outpost 3

Two drones look up at the big hole in the ceiling that was left over from the fight in the pilot. J's body is still in the same place.

Tim: Here, just fix'er up 'cause- whoops. Pretty big security risk in hindsight. Eh, you got this... Ignoring the blatantly obvious name tag. "LadderBot 5000"?

Frank: Sighs Please, just leave the light-The lights go off.

Frank digs his flashlight out and tries to think of a way to get up there when he hears a clattering sound. He looks around in fear and suspicion when he notices something... fleshy. He goes to investigate, only for a strange spider-like heart device to reveal itself. His flashlight gets shot out of his hand as The Absolute Solver turns the colors of the room yellow and red before finally dispatching him.

It's Parent-Teacher Conference Day (AKA "That explains a lot!")

Khan sits down across from the teacher

Teacher: Mr. Doorman, your daughter has been, uh... absent.

Khan: Yes, on that "kill all humans" kick, like when I was younger. Grounded herself and all that.

Teacher: Speaking on her behavior-

Khan: Of course, of course, precocious, popular, supernatural understanding of doors. Takes after her old man.

Flashback time.

Teacher: Uzi, please sit normal.

Uzi: Bite me!

(Flashback 2.)

Teacher: Uzi, Sighs give Braden back his sentience.

Uzi: As Braden Bite me- her! I started it, and also, I'm dumb.His head lights ablaze.

(Flashback 3.)

Teacher: Uzi, you have to partner up.

Uzi: Several people wanted to, for the record.

Lizzy: No, we didn't. You freak us out.

Uzi: Inside a trashcan But mostly, bite me!

End flashback montage.

Teacher: Yeah, she has trouble fitting in. We think there might be something damaged with her programming. How is she at home?

Khan: Uh... Sorry? I mean, she's a little herself, but damaged? I... maybe haven't spent much time...

Teacher: Mmm, m-hm...

A worker arrives.

Worker: Mr. Doorman, sir? There's been an... incident.

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