Rex Dies

                                    

                                          
(Without context, the chapter title is FUCKED haha)
The group was now going on with their improv class, as Tori and Beck set up on stage going about their scene while Sikowitz shook a random jar with liquid in it.
"How's your eggplant?" Tori asked Beck 
"It's fine. How's your spaghetti?" Beck asked
Tori threw down her fork frustrated "I hate you."
"Why?"
"I'm not having spaghetti! I'm having spagatini!
"What's the difference?"
"Spagatini is a very thin noodles. Spaghetti is a relatively fat noodle! We've been over this!"
"I forgot!"
"I mean, why did we even take a pasta class together?"
Beck slammed his hands on the table, ready to continue the scene when Sikowitz interjected "And done."
"We're done?" Beck asked confused
"But, we still have a few more lines." Tori added
"No, I meant this is done." Sikowitz corrected showing the jar
"What is that?" Seth asked kinda grossed out
"Well, it was a jar of cream, but now that I've shaken it vigorously for an hour, it's butter." Sikowitz explained
"You make your own butter?" Jade asked confused
"Indeed." Sikowitz answered with a smirk
"Is it good?" Robbie asked curious 
"I don't know, I refuse to eat dairy." Sikowitz said as he dropped the jar in a random basket. "Tori, Beck, take your seats."
Tori and Beck got up making their way to their seats. "If he doesn't eat dairy, why would he..."
"I don't know. I don't get it." Tori said stopping Beck in his thoughts
"Alright, for the last few minutes of class, let's talk about the one-act play I'm directing..." Sikowitz said.
Everyone sat as he continued to smile at the class, but everyone just grew more confused as to why he wasn't saying anything. "Well?" Andre asked 
"Well what?" Sikowitz asked confused
"You wanna talk about the one-act play you're directing?" Andre asked reiterating what he wanted to talk about
"Alright." I said as if it was them who insisted on talking about and not him. "First of all, I wanna thank you all for auditioning. The two lead roles will be played by..." Sikowitz and the rest of class stomped their feet for a drumroll "Andre and Robbie."
"Cool." Andre said smiling 
"Hot beef." Robbie said confusing everyone by his weird phrase for excitement 
"Would anyone else like to be my guardian?" Rex said embarrassed by Robbie
"Did any of the rest of us get parts?" Cat asked curiously
"Aw, is a certain little red-head hoping she got a role in teacher's play?" Sikowitz asked treating Cat like a little kid as she giggled
"She is." Cat said happily
"Well, she didn't." Sikowitz bluntly said "But I do need some help with the backstage crew. Jade, Cat, I want you girls on lighting."
"Lighting?" Jade asked confused
"Yes, you pronounced it perfectly." Sikowitz answered. "Tori, I want you to work with sinjin's team on special effects."
"Okay, but I know like nothing about special effects." Tori said