Chp. 13 - Crash Course

                                    

                                          
A/N: To me, this fanmade Intermission episode feels too good to not be canon. So I decided to include it in SIVA! All credit goes to Ghoulinfuschia and those involved, seriously, check it out if you haven't already, whole chapter setting only exists because of their work! 
And I also figured, since people might be busy on Halloween, or not, I dunno. And with it being the 3rd anniversary of Murder Drones today, here's the next chapter a little early! With that said, enjoy!
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Everything was dark and fuzzy, the scent of oil hung in the air as my giggling persisted on reflex. The dismembered bodies of workers laid at my feet, faces and features lacerated as I dug my fingers into someone's chest cavity, tearing out their core to sink my teeth into whatever oil would spill out.
Errors piled up in my head as my laughter grew more hysterical, ripping and tearing arms and legs apart before I fell onto my hands and knees, retching up boiling hot oil, staring down at my trembling, oil-stained hands. Looking around skittishly, I saw myself in a broken mirror clung to by flesh and other organic mass.
Wings tore out my back, splaying their talons, my eyes burning with a vibrant, yellow Solver sigil. The static swelled and shattered like a lightbulb; no more laughter, or smells, or discomfort at all.
"Get, hacked, Idiot." A synthetic voice sneered back.
Only for myself to lunge from the dark, fangs dripping with oil as they came down to bite me-
"Aah!" I shot up from my bed the moment my own teeth took a bite out of me, breathing erratically as I searched around. No cabin, no corpses, just... me... and the two murder drones hanging from my ceiling. Looking down at my hands, I checked them over, no oil or claws either. Just normal me, what little that means now. Exasperated, I threw my hands down to yell at no one. "Oh, come on! Again!?"
Flopping back down, I crossed my arms as I ran a new anti-virus software Kovik was testing, time to finally get this eldritch crap out of my head. "Well, now that I've had my daily dose of nightmare fuel... buh-bye, Robo-Satan~" I waved smugly as the program worked its magic.
|Virus Removal Failed|
"Huh?" I lost my grin.
|LMAO|
I had it, seizing up as both my eyes glitched between SIVA and Solver, the two programs unable to coexist, distorting my voice. "I-I-I'm gonna bl-blow a freakin' f-fuse! Are you kidding me!?"
~I warned you the program wasn't complete yet, Solver is on par with my own intelligence, as well as that of each individual nanite~ Kovik dug that knife in deeper as I let out a tired, soul-draining groan.
Curling up, I just wrapped my pillow around my head to try and get some sleep, not that I expected to now. "S-screw this, I'll i-i-install another stupid fir-firewall to-tomorrow. It's too late for this..."
~I will continue my research~ Kovik answered after a short while. He just took every complaint I made in stride, he almost never gave me lip about it anymore. Guess he felt the same after... the camp.
"Alright," I gave a half-hearted reply, squeezing up tighter to block it all out.
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