Sapiential

                                    

                                          

Sapiential - Having great wisdom or knowledge.
JAKE'S POV
Me and Lexy were in the garden area. The garden was considerably large and only few people were actually out there. We were sat on the deck chairs surrounding a campfire.
Lexy had just finished rolling a joint when a voice erupted from the comforting silence.
Devon : Fuck me. Get me out of here.
Lexy : real. Like I'm all for a party but I'm just so over this.
Jake : not in a social mood at all, and by that I mean maximum of 8 people.
Lexy sparked the blunt and it cackled as she puffed it the first few times before passing it to me.
Lexy : So what's your optimum number of people?
Jake : depends. 2's a vibe, 3's actually jokes, 4's a bit meh, 5's a fucking mood, 6 and above is js... extra.
I puffed it a few times before looking over at Devon.
Jake : So...
I puffed it once more.
Jake : You smoke?
Lexy : Have you met him?
Jake : Not really.
I passed it to him.
Lexy : He's a mad one y'know. Proper dickhead. Funny guy.
She laughed.
Devon : Why you both wearing sunnies? 
Devon reached into his pockets and pulled out a pair of sun-glasses.
Me and Lexy practically shot out of our seats and burst out laughing.
Lexy : FUCK OFF! THERE'S ACTUALLY NO WAY!
Me and Lexy were on the floor dying of laughter.
Jake : THAT'S FUCKING CLASS BAHAHAH!
Devon was just chuckling softly.
Lexy : Told you! Funny fucker ain't he?
Jake : That's jokes y'know!
Devon : Awe, and here I was thinking you absolutely hated me.
Jake : Oh I did, but you're actually just fucking jokes.
Lexy : ini!
He passed the biff to Lexy.
Jake : So, how'd you two meet? Through Junior?
Lexy : Well... we became close through Junior, but we actually met having a smoking sesh under the Subway.
Devon : That night was fucked.
Lexy : Y'know Jake, I actually swear you were there...
Jake and Devon : I don't remember him.
Lexy laughed to herself again.
Lexy : You men are some funny cunts. 
Jake : Wait... are you on about the night the glass bong smashed-.
Lexy : YES! OH MY FUCKING GOD! That was actually fucking vile. We said like 10 fucking times; WATCH THE FUCKING BONG! But no, they kept play fighting and had to go ahead a fucking smash it.
Devon : The silence after it smashed was as tragic as it was comical.
Lexy passed it to me.
Jake : Nah that was actually fucked though.