Hero Names

                                    

                                          
Aizawa: Today, we'll be doing a special Hero Informatics class.
Everyone tensed, worried that there would be a pop quiz.
Aizawa: You'll be picking hero names.
Everyone sighed in relief and got excited.  I had a few ideas, but I wasn't sure what to go with.  Mei had suggested Iron Boy, but I shot that one down.
Aizawa: Keep in mind that these hero names are going to be your identities at your internships.  Make sure you are prepared to publicize your name, or-
Midnight: Or you'll have hell to pay later!
Midnight came strolling into the classroom as Aizawa climbed in and zipped up his sleeping bag.
Class 1-A: MIDNIGHT!
Trunks: Is that really appropriate attire to be wearing in a school?
YN: Tell me about it...
The door suddenly opened again, and in walked... my dad.
Tony: Hey, kids.
Class 1-A: TONY STARK?
Tony: I'll be helping out around UA for a while, improving security, assisting some teachers with their lessons, and all that.
Midnight and my dad talked about how people with bad hero names often get stuck with those names and are known by them for the rest of their careers.  Therefore, it's important that we put a lot of thought into our hero identities.  The others started going up one by one.  Mina wanted to be "Alien Queen", which my dad liked, but Midnight thought she would be associated with a Xenomorph, so she shot it down.  Uraraka went with "Uravity", which everyone thought was great.  Tsuyu went with "Froppy", and the class started cheering for her.  Mineta went with "Grape Juice".
YN: I feel like "Grapist" would be more fitting.
My dad snorted, and Midnight glared at him.  Kaminari chose the name "Chargebolt".  Iida and Shoto just went with their first names.  Aoyama went with "The Shining Hero: I Cannot Stop Twinkling".  Everyone in the class sweatdropped at the fact that his name was a full sentence, but Midnight helped him shorten it to "Can't Stop Twinkling", which he seemed to like.  Koda chose "Anima", and Kirishima chose "Red Riot", in homage to the hero Crimson Riot.  Then Bakugou went up.  I steeled myself, preparing to try not to laugh at whatever he chose, because it had to be good.
Bakugou: KING EXPLOSION MURDER!
I failed.  I burst out laughing, while the others just looked concerned at the fact that he had "Murder" in his hero name.  My dad told him that he should probably think of something else.
Kirishima: Why don't you be Explosion Boy?
Bakugou: You shut up, weird hair!
YN: What about Bombastic Bakugou?
Everyone laughed as Bakugou made some extremely angry noises.  Eventually, all that was left were Bakugou, Izuku, and I.  Izuku walked up and showed his board, shocking most of the class.
YN: Are you sure, man?  That could be your hero name forever, you know that?
Kirishima: Yeah, I thought you hated that name?
Izuku smiled and glanced towards Uraraka.  I smirked, knowing what he was about to say.
Izuku: I used to hate this name, yeah.  But over the past few weeks, someone gave me a new meaning to the name, and now I'm ready to embrace it.  My hero name is Deku.
Uraraka and I both smiled and gave him a thumbs up.  I stood up, walking up to the podium, then turned my sign around.
YN: My hero name is... the Invincible Hero, Iron Man.