RavenDragon: Now. We are gonna peel away from Blitz and Stolas just for this episode.
Blitz: Why?
RavenDragon: Ever wondered how Ozzie and Fizz met?
Blitz: Yeah. (realizes) Wait a minute!
Bee: Yes! Finally!
Barbie: Nice.
Fizzarolli: Ha! In your face, Blitz!
RavenDragon: Get ready for a romantic episode so sweet that your teeth will rot.
(The scene opened to the Lust Ring, in the palace of the one and only Asmodeus, the King and Embodiment of Lust. Waking up from the sounds of the cuckoo clock; dreading to get out of bed. Someone woke him up via airhorn when he didn't wake up from the cuckoo clock: the one and only Fizzarolli.)
ASMODEUS: (groans) Fizz... (covered his ears with a pillow.)
FIZZAROLLI: Blame the horn, big daddy. They are fucking fun! (blows his airhorn again)
Barbie: You two live together?
Fizzarolli: Yeah.
Blitz: You wake up your boy toy with that stupid air horn? I hate that thing.
Ozzie: He wakes you up with it too?
Blitz: yep. And always when I have the best dreams.
Fizzarolli: Not my fault you two are heavy sleepers. Plus the reactions are hilarious.
(Fizzarolli had red and blue movie theater glasses on his face and a list in his hands for Asmodeus. Asmodeus finally got out of bed and started putting on his robe.)
FIZZAROLLI: Huh? You just have a factory day with a few clients asking for custom items.
ASMODEUS: Not a bad day. Plus it means I have time to prepare something special for us tonight.
FIZZAROLLI: Does that mean I can cook breakfast for today?
ASMODEUS: Fizz, honey. I love you but you tend to blow up the kitchen every time.
Blitz: Now I know who does the cooking in your relationship.
Fizzarolli: Oh please, you're just as bad as me.
Blitz: No I'm not.
Loona: I can vouch for that! You burn everything or it's still raw.
Blitz: OK, Ok, I get it!
FIZZAROLLI: Aww. Does that mean no burgers?
ASMODEUS: It's too early for burgers. (laughs) How did I get so lucky?
FIZZAROLLI: (shows off his wedding ring on a necklace that he keeps hidden.) You married me, Ozzie. I say I'm the lucky one.
(The two of them kissed before heading into the kitchen.)
Bee: Well hello! Oz, you know how to pick them. That ring is gorgeous!
Millie: Let me guess, they eloped?
RavenDragon: Sort of. They did but they also had a small ceremony. Fizz keeps the ring around his neck as a necklace to keep it hidden, But he wears it when he and Oz are alone.
Blitz: Let me guess, there's an Asmodeus crystal in the ring.
Fizzarolli: I'm pretty sure that's just a diamond.
(Asmodeus went into the kitchen to cook breakfast for him and Fizzarolli. Asmodeus made bacon and eggs for him and Fizzarolli to share. Fizzarolli practically wolfed down his breakfast in seconds.)
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