1995 howard stern show
(y/b/n) your bands name
hey slash what happened? you went and got married?
huh? right after, like uh...the time that i talked to you
what'd you do that for? i got girls here
i know i know but i been there, seen it, done it
hes dont it all
yknow i actually ended up marrying the most unique girl, im amazed she puts up with my ass
is she a stripper?
no, ive been with her for 3 years now, we've only been married... uh just under a year. itll be a year next month, we did a lot of experimenting in the first two.
you mind if i get a rub down while you-
shes not a stripper though
oh shes not?
no, we have to keep each other in line though cause we both like strippers. somedays she hates them with a passion, others shes trying to convince me to bring one home
i love strippers
well yeah, thats the problem. uhm, she just convinced me to pierce my belly button
oh let me see
yeah, she had asked me when she got hers done, she came in there and she goes 'hey honey, you should come with me to get your belly button pierced' and i dont remember what i said, i think i told her id think about it. and then when i finally did it, it was between takes of a music video and she had just gone outside to smoke a cigarette. i walked outside with the needle still in there and she look at me and she goes 'what the hell did you do?'
so she wanted you to get it done?
yeah, she ended up having to help me cause i wasnt sure what i was doing
your nose is pierced too, but thats been done, yeah?
yeah, that was done when i stuck an earring in my nose.
your wifes nose is pierced too?
yeah shes got a couple piercings, more than me
nah, get your shirt off, i thin slash wants a rub down
no uh, y/n's coming in tomorrow night so...
thats your wife?
yeah
how old is she?
oh shes 32
no kidding?
yeah shes older than i am
i thought youd have like a 19 year old chippy
uh yknow what, lemme tell you, 30s their pretty...shes awesome, man
