WOAH THEY'RE HERE

                                    

                                          

basically
they arrive
nemo flirts with silver over text 
they discover fanfiction
and m&m talk to them about sweden

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ESC2024
Joost: WHO IS IN MALMO NOW
Bambie: MEEEE
Olly: MEEEEE
Baby Lasagna: MEEEE
Marina: MEEEEE
Silvester: MEEEE
Nemo: not me im hitchhiking
Joost: okay nemo im so unique mettler
Bambie: no insulting silvers bbg
Silvester: WHAT THE FUCK BAMBIE
Olly: it true doe
Bambie: was that a pun since theres a deer called bambie
Olly: erm
Olly: ill just go now
Bambie: IM THE ORIGINAL
Silvester: why are you hitchhiking anyways
Nemo: I'm giving people the priveliage of saying they let the esc2024 winner ride in their car
Silvester: slay
Sila: erm what the sigma
Aiko: NO.
Sila: fine
Silvester: I still don't know what sigma means
Olly: you're better off not knowing
Bambie: can't wait to see you guys perform
Joost: yes!!
Silvester: personally i just wanna bankrupt the ebu by eating as much of their free food as i can
Marina: SAME
Nemo: WOAH MARINA TEXTED SOMETHING THAT ISN'T A CHAIN THING??
Marina: bro.
Nemo: sorry but iTS TRUE
Marina: T-T
Nemo: DW WE ARE BESTIES STILL ILY
Marina: ILYT
Silvester: woah woah woah there now guys
Olly: someones getting a little jelly
Silvester: STFU
Nemo: dw silvy i'll make sure everyone knows im taken by a handsome lithuanian man named silvester belte ;)
Bambie: ERMMMM
Olly: I SCREENSHOTTED THAT
Aiko: CAUGHT IN 4K
Joost: ULTRA HD
Baby Lasagna: GAYS SPOTTED!!
Bambie: where tf did silver go
Joost: uhm
Isaak: IM HERE I HEARD THERE WAS GAYS AM I LATE FOR THE CANON EVENT
Dons: did y'all seriously lose silvester
Iolanda: am i the only sensible one
Jerry: no im here
Alyona Alyona: HOW DO YOU LOSE A HUMAN OVER TEXT??
Baby Lasagna: idk they are just on another level of idiotic
Bambie: Rude much
Nemo: im getting on the highway so bad wifi byeeee
Jerry: bye bro
Marcus: tf
Martinius: uhmmm
Joost: long story short it's been 10 minutes since silvester texted
Bambie: im going over to his room
Olly: I'll meet u there
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10 MINUTES LATER
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ESC2024
Bambie: <image of Bambie and Olly taking a selfie with silvester lying on the ground, eyes half open and smiling and a broken door slightly in frame>
Bambie: WE GOT THE FIREMEN TO BUST THE DOOR DOWN
Bambie: AND THE ONLY THING THAT HAPPENED WAS THAT HE'D FUCKING FAINTED CAUSE OF NEMOS FLIRTING
Olly: nemo has W rizz
Nemo: thanks
Silvester: IS NO MI FAUL
Bambie: and i also think he has a minor concussion
Sila: top 10 savage bambie moments
Olly: there are so many savage moments there's probably an 100-way-tie for number 1
Joost: real
Baby Lasagna: does anyone read ao3
Bambie: YOU READ FANFICTION???
Sila: oh god
Baby Lasagna: i just found it when i searched up nemo and silvester
Nemo: wait nvm why tf where you searching that
Sila: CAUGHT IN 4K
Aiko: ULTRA HD
Joost: dayum
Baby Lasagna: in my defence i was trying to show my cousin you guys
Nemo: ...why have you told your cousin about us
Baby Lasagna: THEY SAID THEY SHIPPED NEMO ANAD JOOST SO I HAD TO SHOW THEM THE W SHIPS
Baby Lasagna: idk bro anyways
Bambie: so it appears we have discovered fanfiction
Olly: fuck no im leaving
Olly: NO ONE EVER WRITES FANFICS ABOUT ME ANYWYAS
Olly: insert sad music
Silvester: WOMP WOMP
Joost: he's back!!
Olly: they better have greggs in malmo
Bambie: BRO ITS SWEDENNNNN
Marcus: I dont think we have greggs
Martinus: we actually do have a couple guys called gregg
Olly: man do you guys not even have tescos
Martinus: what is tescos
Marcus: i think we saw one visiting england
Martinus: yeah
Olly: THERES NO TESCOS??!??!!??!?!??!?"!11??!?!?!?!!
Bambie: oh boy

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idek if baby lasagna has a cousin
anyways
i love tescos
and you should watch agggtm its a great show
PEACE FELLOW GAYS
*dissapears*