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Silvester: does anyone know any good party songs
Nemo: yeah
Nemo: luktelk
Nemo: by some random lithuanian guy
Nemo: i think he's called silvester belt
Bambie: whatever tf this club im at is playing
Bambie: <video of bambie in a club with pink lighting>
Joost: the song playing is actually fire
Baby Lasagna: isnt that rush by troye sivan
Silvester: god no not more troye sivan
Olly: rip silver
Nemo: that song is a banger i love listening to it
Bambie: right
Nemo: yeah its so good
Silvester: if i was right next to you i would sigh very loudly
Olly: and then you would kiss them wouldn't you
Silvester: SHUT YOUR MOUTH
Sila: its giving 'n-no guys stop they're n-not my crush! pointy fingers uwu'
Silvester: look at what the youngling has to say
Sila: look at what the old man boomer with arthiritis has to say
Silvester: fuck you
Sila: SIGMAAA
Bambie: waht
Olly: isn't that a letter in the greek alphabet
Aiko: DONT TEACH THEM BRAINROT.
Sila: i cant imagine how traumatised you are
Aiko: lets shut up about the word sigma
Silvester: what doess that mean
Aiko: if you search it up im putting you in a chokehold and breaking your spine as soon as we get to malmo
Silvester: ok ok jeez
Joost: UHM GUYS
Aiko: mhm
Joost: I ACCIDENTIAALLY EXPLODED A WATERMELON WITH A GRENADE
Nemo: how.
Silvester: bruh
Aiko: aikonic.
Joost: so basicallt i was tryna explode this tree but then i forgot i left a watermelon outside and it exploded
Bambie: I have a million questions
Baby Lasagna: what happened here
Bambie: your husband was a dumbass
Silvester: gtg board this flight cya
Nemo: byeee :)
Sila: cya kinda sounds like sila
Sila: im using that pun from now on
Windows95man: thats not a pun though
Sila: shut your trap you old ass man
Windows95man: :/
Nemo: im bored
Olly: is it cuz ur hubby left
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eurovision 2024 chatfic (no title yet)
FanfictionIf the participants of eurovision 2024 made a messaging group And chaos happened silvemo ofc and some marko and joost started: 14/6/24 ended: 5/9/24 (technically 4/9/24 but i published the last chapter on the 5th soooo) props to ink/ @Mistresstein f...