Episode 1: Call The Immediate Murder Professionals

                                    

                                          
(The scene opens with a shot of Imp City that slowly zooms in on the I.M.P building. The sound of the busy streets can be heard in the background. The scene transitions to a closed door labeled "IMP Headquarters", with a crude sign made from a sheet of notebook paper that reads, "Meeting in progress" with a smiley face drawn next to it. The light flickers as the camera zooms in on the door. Inside, Blitz is walking in front of a whiteboard on the wall as he lectures his employees. Blitz was wearing maternity clothes for his seven-month pregnancy)
Fizzarolli: I always knew you were the woman in your love life.
Blitz: Shut up, Fizzarolli!
BLITZ: Alright. Now, I know business has been... a bit slow lately, yes. It's no one's fault, okay? I'm not naming any names here... *looks at Moxxie* Moxxie.
(Moxxie gives him an incredulous look in response.)
That got a few laughs from Fizzarolli, Loona, and Barbie Wire while Moxxie just gave Blitzø a deadpanned look who just smirked at the little imp.
BLITZ: Now, does anyone have... any bright ideas on how we can get business drummin' up again?
MILLIE: *eyes sparkling* What about a car wash?
BLITZ: This is Hell, Millie. No one cares about cars being clean here, okay?
Barbie: He's not wrong.
BLITZ: *thinks for a second* Wh- Ooh! What about a billboard?
MOXXIE: *rolls eyes* We can't afford a billboard, sir.
Verosika: Shocker.
BLITZ: (wraps his arm over Moxxie's shoulder) Helpful, Moxxie. Really glad you're in the room right now. (pushes Moxxie away) Have you guys forgotten what service we provide?
(Blitz turns on a TV that shows the I.M.P. crew brutally murdering people from the overworld as they are paid to do. Blitz whacks a man in the face with a mallet, Moxxie is blown away firing a shotgun through the mouth of a man tied to a chair, Loona swings a man back and forth in her mouth, and Millie decapitates someone with a harpoon and laughs. Then, it zooms out to everyone watching the TV, with Loona, Millie, and Blitzø eating popcorn.)
Barbie and Fizzarolli were a little stunned seeing what Blitz's company does.
Fizzarolli: From a clown to an assassin. Didn't see that coming.
Blitz: At least someone sees my talent.
Stolas: Um, Blitzy, you're pregnant. Are you sure you should even be out in your condition?
Blitz: It's fine, Stolas.
BLITZ: Ahh. Those are the good times.
MOXXIE: I don't need any reminding sir. Considering you blew most of our salaries on an obnoxious TV ad last week. One that you then additionally paid to have run for a full three hours on a channel, nobody watches.
BLITZ: Uh, hey. Excuse me? What's "obnoxious" about a super-fun jingle, alright? It's a fun distraction when an advertisement's spittin' bullshit!
MILLIE: People love musicals, sir.
BLITZ: Exactly, Millie! And we're basically doin' a musical. (does jazz hands)
Loona: Even when he is pregnant, Blitz is so dramatic.
Blitz: I am not dramatic!
BLITZ: (The hormones kicked in) Are you gonna crush my musical dreams like my dad did?