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═══════❀•°❀°•❀═══════ Audrianna's POV
Henry, Charlotte, Kelly, Jasper, McKenzie, and I were making a cleanse in the Man Cave since apparently, eating only liquid foods for three days will give you night vision.
Seems legit.
My dad yelled something out, but we couldn't hear it over the blender.
"What!?"
"Huh?"
He yelled out again.
"Hey, we can't hear what you're saying because the blender is too loud!" Kelly yelled back
"It's drowning out what you're saying!" I added
"I can't hear the pun, turn it off!" he shouted
"Turn it off!" I turned to Charlotte as she shut off the blender
"That was your best pun yet!" Mary from the news chuckled
"Come on! I'm missin' the wordplay!"
"In other news, police say a truck full of imported Venetian ham was stolen today. Venetian ham is the world's most absurdly expensive pork product. Often referred to as the 'Ferrari' of hams."
I slowly took a sip of the liquid cleanse we were blending earlier before Trent spoke up.
"Authorities also say that some of the stolen hams contain an anti-theft device, a capsule of blue dye that will explode if someone tries to eat the ham."
"Explosive blue dye, more like explosive--"
Henry turned the blender on, making my dad scold us again.
"Are you kidding me right now!?"
"Oh- uh- you said you missed the pun, so--"
My dad cut Charlotte off by blasting the blender, making all of us step back.
"And that is our final joke of the broadcast." Trent announced
"No!!"
"Goodnight, Swellview!"
"Well, that's just great! Who even knows when the news will be out again?"
"Same time everyday, dude."
"Twenty-four news."
"Doesn't the news come out tomorrow?"
"Just- fine.. what's with all the blending?" he wondered
"Oh, uh, we're on a liquid cleanse." Kelly answered
"Hm?"
"We're on a liquid cleanse."
"That's stupid."
"Hm?"
"That's stupid."
"So? We saw a video on the internet, it says if you eat nothing but liquid food for three days, you get night vision." Jasper explained
