BAU buddies
elle: what's oregano do again?
emily: isn't that where you fold the paper
kayla; no that's an orgasam
jj: what...
derek: are you three okay?
hotch: Elle that's a spice Emily that's origami Kayla that's something that happens during sex.
kayla: wait that's how you spell it
kayla: i've been spelling orgasam as organism
kayla: THATS WHY EVERY GUY I SEXT GHOST ME
hotch: I did not want to know that Kayla Elizabeth Hotchner.
hotch: You really need to start looking stuff up
elle: replied to: [kayla: THATS WHY EVERY GUY I SEXT GHOST ME] oh honey...
derek: HA KAYLAS MIDDLE BAME IS ELIZABETH
kayla: DAD WHY DIDBYOU FO THIS
hotch: Your middle name is my moms name be proud of it.
kayla: i am proud of it but only three people know that's not you or my family
kayla: elle, spencer and dave
derek: still can't believe u call him dave you disgrace
kayla: i'm sorry i grew up with him
derek: thats why i ran over your dog
kayla: oh my god fluffy is dead
derek: YOU ACTUALLY GAVE A DOG?
kayla; yeah fluffy did you not hear me say her fucking name
kayla: derek does slime stick to ur head
derek: idk
emily: CAN WE TRY ITv
kayla: IDC IF HE SAYS YES ROES ANYONE HAVE GLUE?
spencer: I have liquid and stick glue! Take whatever you need Kayla!!
kayla: thanks spence!!
rossi: I also have glue if you need it.
garcia: I HAVE GLUE
jj: CAN WE MIX ALL THE GLUES TOEGTHER AND MAKE A BIG SLIME
kayla: YEA
30 minutes later
kayla: we made it😫
elle: yup we made a kid
jj: all of us
garcia: yeah we did
emily: it's purple
2 hours later
derek: I ACCIDENTALLY FELL ASLEEP AND WOKE IP TO SLIME OJ ME?
derek: I COULDVE DIED?
kayla: honestly suck it up no one cares
