Chapter 10 -

                                    

                                          
"Alright, let's do this." Harry said as he returned to his room after managing to discreetly sell Lockhart's watch in knock turn alley. Harry placed the diary he had 'taken' down on the desk in his room and took out a quill, he dipped it in some ink before writing down in the diary.
'Hello'. Harry wrote but then he paused and thought about what else he should write. It would be a bit cliché and unoriginal yet easier and simpler to write 'Hello Diary' but was he even going to constantly use this?
"What?" Harry said when Loki tugged on his sleeve, pulling him out of his thoughts. Loki gestured to the diary, Harry's eyes widened as he saw what was written on the diary.
Hello, who are you?
"The fuck?" Harry blurted out, Loki made a small combination of noises that Harry had mentally translated as 'you can say that again'. "The fuck? Okay, weird. Screw it, might as well have fun with this. Do you agree Loki?" Loki took a moment before he grinned and began nodding.
'My name is Inigo.' Harry wrote down.
Inigo?
'Inigo Montoya, somebody killed my father, they are preparing die. Anyway enough about me, who are you?' Harry asked, the book took a moment before responding.
My name is Tom, Tom Riddle.
'Riddle me this, the fuck is this diary and the fuck are you?'
This diary is a creation of my own, I was a Hogwarts student and made this diary when I was younger.
'Cool, did you turn into the diary?'
No, it is rather complicated.
'How did you do it?'
It was a very complicated piece of magic, I do apologise, but I do think that it is a bit too advanced for you to learn.
'I do not know about that, I am pretty smart. Ravenclaw and everything. So how did you make this diary?'
Perhaps I will tell you another time, now how
'Yeah, yeah' Harry wrote before the diary could continue producing more words. 'but the diary, how did you do it? Come on, I want to know, do you realise how much fun I could have if I had a diary like this and planted it in somebody's books? How did you do it?'
Like I said, it is a very complicated piece of magic. Perhaps sometime in the future I will tell you how.
'How about now? How did you do it?'
I said in the future.
'Yes and it is about ten seconds since the first time you said it, I count that as the future. Tell me.'
No, I think
'What if I say please?' Harry interrupted.
That will not change my mind.
'Not even if I put a 'pretty' before it? Why don't you want to tell me? Tell me, come on.'