Guess what! More incorrect quotes because I wanted to! Again! Enjoy!

                                    

                                          

Sapnap:  which one of you was going to tell me that tea tastes different if you put it in hot water?
George: Y- you were putting it in cold water?????

Karl: Sapnap. Answer the question, Sapnap.
Sapnap: Yeah??? I thought for like 5 years that ppl just put it in hot water 2 speed up the 'tea-ification' process didn't realize there was an actual reason, you think I have the patience to boil water??
Karl: what the fuck????? You don't have the patience to microwave water for 3 minutes???

Dream: Why are you? putting it in the microwave to boil it?

Karl:  Do you think I have the patience to boil water on the stove
Dream: It takes less than a minute!
Quackity: Dream, bestie, is ur stovetop powered by the FUCKING SUN?

Dream: Quackity, how long does it take you to boil a cup of water on the stove?

Quackity: Like SEVEN MINUTES!!

Dream: Just stick the mug on top of the stove on medium heat and it boils in like two minutes... less than that if you use a saucepan!!
Quackity: Dream you're putting the whole mug on the stove???? On medium heat???? Is ur stove enchanted?!
Bad: Every single person in this room is a muffinhead.

George: DO NONE OF YOU OWN A FUCKING KETTLE?!



Phil: Is something burning?
Kristin: Just my love for you.
Phil: Kristin, the toaster is on fire.


Phil: I actually have a black belt.
Kristin: In what, karate?
Phil: No, from Gucci.

Niki: Jail is no fun. I'll tell you that much. 
Wilbur: Oh, you've been? 
Niki: Once. In Monopoly.

Eret: I learned some very valuable lessons from this.
Niki: I'm guessing they are all horrible distortions on the lessons you actually should've taken away.
Eret: Death isn't real, and I'm basically God.

Bad: Come on, I wasn't that drunk last night. 
Wilbur: You were flirting with Skeppy. 
Bad: So what? He's my partner. 
Wilbur: You asked him if he was single. 
Bad: 
Wilbur: And then you cried when they said he wasn't.

Niki: Hey, Sapnap? Can I get some dating advice?
Sapnap: Just because I'm with Karl doesn't mean I know how I did it.

Fundy: *Screams* 
Purpled: *Screams louder to assert dominance* 
Slimecicle: Should we do something?! 
Quackity, observing: No, I want to see who wins this.

Purpled: Nothing in life is free. 
Karl: Love is free! 
Tommy: Adventure is free. 
Eret: Knowledge is free. 
Ranboo: Everything is free if you take it without paying.

Purpled: Favorite horror movie? 
Karl: It 
Tommy: Saw 
Eret: Annabelle 
Ranboo: High School Musical. after watching it I spent all my middle school years terrified that the entire school would start singing something and I'd be the only one who didn't know the lyrics.

George, in a high voice, holding barbie: hey ken! I was thinking about going back to school and starting a career!
Dream, in a deep voice, holding ken: nonsense, barbie. you're staying home and having my kids
Phil: what the fuck are you guys doing?
George: playing systemic oppression

That's it for now. Sorry. I hope you enjoyed.