McDonald's
Grim Reaper Blvd
Boogeytown, Connecticut
McDonald's Employee: *French accent* What can I get you, Monsieur?
Me: Two Quarter Pounders, sans the onions, and a strawberry milkshake, please.
McDonald's Employee: *French accent* Anything else?
Me: No, that's it. Are you from France?
McDonald's Employee: *French accent* Monaco.
Woman: *moaning, while eating her Big Mac*
Me: Huh?
Woman: *still moaning* I think I'm gonna hurl! *rushes to the women's bathroom and vomits violently*
McDonald's Employee: American accent* Here's your food, sir!
Me: What happened to your French accent?
McDonald's Employee: I lied! I'm from California! I was just acting stupid! *laughing manically*
Me: Um okay?
McDonald's Employee: *still laughing manically* No I am from Nevada! No, Arizona! No, Idaho!
Me: I'm just gonna go now. *leaves with my food*
McDonald's Employee: I'm from everywhere! Oopa oopa! *resumes laughing manically*
Mental Institution People: Alright, you're coming with us! *takes the McDonald's Employee out*
McDonald's Employee: *being taken out of McDonald's and still laughing manically* I want some gooba sauce for my McDonald's chicken big chicken South Carolina Georgia Alabama chicken tenders!!!
Mental Institution People: *puts the McDonald's Employee in the back of their van, and drives to the mental institution*
This story was written on Friday, May 10th, 2024.
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