Bob Ob is one of the Ob's.
I'm Rob btw.
Bob ob was up in her room sleeping. Her mother calls her downstairs. She throws her hair into a perfect messy bun and walks down stairs.
"What is it, mom?"
"Darling, I'm selling you to One Direction."
"WHAT."
Out of nowhere... Billy Bob Joe appears out of nowhere...
"Hey.. My group wants to meet you and they are crushing on you. I am not though. I hate everyone. GRRRR"
It was thee Billy Bob Joe.
"Uhm hi, I'm Bob Ob"
"Whatever, nerd. Let's go."
"Uhm Okay.." Bob blushes so hard that she transforms into a tomato. She has had the hugest crush on Billy for the longest time and now the One Direction wants her. Billy finds a starbucks nearby and decides he wants a caramel frappuccino. Bob follows him in but suddenly when they were about to order, Bob trips due to a banana peel on the floor.
"AUGHHHHHHJHSKFHFH," Bob falls in slow motion.
Billy catches Bob and stares into her eyes as he sips his caramel frappe.
"You alright?"
"Uhm yeah... just... startled."
Bob blushes and so does Billy, he wonders why he never noticed her small physique and her pretty doe eyes.
"You know, If you could pick.. Would you have One Direction or... me?"
"One direction all the way, F*** u b**** nobody loves you, like what even is your name?" Bob says.
"You obvi," Bob blushes.
"Then, I'll take you to my house rather than One Direction." Billy says.
"Really?!" Bob re-transforms into a tomato.
"Yeah," she gets to see the softer side of Billy Bob joe, he's not a bad guy after all.
Billy brings her to his house and shows her around. "Billy, your like really rich."
"Well yeah, dumb b****, I hope you die in it. I worked really hard with my amazing singing skills." he says.
"Sing for me... please.."
"Okay, Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, Baby Shark, doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo"
"WOW, that was amazing. But of course you're amazing.... Your BILLY BOB JOE!"
Billy Bob Joe grabs Bob Ob and kisses Bob. Bob Bob joe Billy Bob Joe. FOREVER.
Then they get married and have 3.14159265358979323846 kids
"Hey, look at the news, there is a murder in our area!!"
"Don't worry Bob, I'll protect you."
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