Twenty-six

                                    

                                          

Gays
(S)hawty:
 BITCHES. 
 GUESS WHAT. 
Tea: 
 WHAT
HOEbi:
 Enjoying the party babe?
(s)hawty:
 UH YES. 
 YOU WOULDN'T BELIEVE 
 WHO I JUST MET. 
Kookie:
 JOJO SIWA?
 😨😨
 ME WHEN 
(S)hawty:
 the block button seems to turn me on suddenly. 
 🤭
Jinnie:
 ...
 you met daddy bangchan!?
jOOnie:
 ew wtf
jinnie:
 HOW DARE U CALL 
 DADDY ALPHA EW 
 U TWIT.
YOonie:
 Jimin bitch come to the point already. 
(S)hawty:
 I saw 
 *drum roll*
 JEON FUCKING WONWOO. 
HOEbi:
 YOU WHAT?!
 OMG I WILL KMS. 
Tea: 
 ARE YOU FR?!
 ISTG JIMIN I WILL FORGET 
 YOURE MY SOULMATE 
 IF THIS TURNS 
 OUT TO BE A PRANK. 
(s)hawty:
 attached pic. 
jOOnie: 
 YOU SERIOUSLY AINT LYING!?! 
 WTFFF
Kookie:
 WHY IS NOT ME!?!?
 WHY DID I NOT GO  WITH JIMIN HYUNG?!?! 
 @UNIVERSE WHY DO YOU HATE ME SM!?
YOonie:
 THIS IS NOT FAIR. 
 I HAVE STANNED THIS GUY FOR LONGER THAN YOU. 
 I HAVE BEEN LISTENING TO HIS SONGS 
 EVERY SINGLE SECOND I LIVE. 
 I BREATHE THROUGH HIS SONGS. 
 AND A RANDOM BOY- 
 who's also the loml
 GETS TO MEET HIM FIRST!?
(S)hawty:
BITCH GET IN LINE. 
 ONLY ARTISTS UNDERSTAND EO. 
Tea: 
 BUT WHAT IS HE DOIN
 AT AUNT LEE'S PARTY!?
(S)hawty:
 DID I NOT TELL?
Kookie:
 TELL WHAT!?
(S)HAWTY:
 first of all, calm tf down. 
 secondly, the thing im about to tell is 
 gon 
 BLOW 
 your minds off. 
Jinnie:
 You will tell us. And tell us NOW. 
HOEbi: 
 damn daddy, im ready for thee 
 at thy sleep chamber  🤭🤭
jOOnie:
 WHAT TF JIMIN COME ALIVE. 
(s)hawty:
 so. 
 basically 
 I emt aunt lee. Right?
 guess who her grandson is?? 
KOOKIE:
 NO WAY. 
(S)hawty:
 THE BEST IS YET TO COME. 
 Wait for it. 
 wAIT. For it.
 Her granddaughter
 is our beautiful, 
 attractive, lovely, good looking, 
 Dashing, alluring, angelic,
 attractive, breathtaking, 
 comely, dazzling, divine, elegant, 
 enchanting, exquisite, 
 gorgeous, graceful, heavenly
 lovely, irrestisitble,
 mesmeriszing, radiant, ravishing, 
 stunning, ethereal, ungodly
 goddess. 
 Our own. 
 SYN. 
Jinnie:
 so what you mean to say is 
 that 
 our soulmate
 is sisters 
 With 
 THE 
 Wonwoo. 
 or is jeon Wonwoo
 brothers of
 THEE 
 Soulmate. 
 (both are outstanding in their respective fields.) 
(S)hawty:
 YES. 
 SO I BASICALLY MET HER TOO. 
Kookie:
 YOU MET HER FAMILY ALREADY WTF!?!?
(S)hawty:
 MY BOY I KNEW HER 
 FAMILY SINCE FOREVER. 
 I KNOW HER MOM FROM 
 BEFORE SHE WAS EVEN BORN. 
jOOnie:
 YOU COULDVE BEEN SO LUCKY
 SKSKSKSKS 
(S)hawty:
 EXACTLY. 
 LIKE. 
 I KNEW HER. 
 BUT WE DIDN'T SEE EACH OTHER
 SINCE THE DAY WE MOVED TO BUSAN. 
 BUT IF I HAD KNOWN. 
 SIGH. 
Tea:
 BITCH. 
 YOU ARE SO FUCKING LUCKY. 
(S)hawty:
 I KNOW. 
 THE BEST MOMENT OF MY LIFE. 
 AND ON TOP OF THAT, 
 AUNTIE LOVES ME. 
 SHE GAVE ME A CHEEK KISS. 
 I MEAN AUNTIE. 
 SHES SO SWEET. SLDKS 
YOonie:
 I HAVE A FEELING, 
 NEXT IS GOING TO BE ME OR HOBI. 
HOEbi:
 SKSJSP 
 YES. ME NEXT PLEASE @UNIVERSE. 
jOOnie:
 SHE DID TELL ME 
 SOMETHING ABOUT HER 
 NANA'S 85th  BIRTHDAY 
 SOMETIME CLOSE ON THAT DAY. 
 SHE SAID ITS NEXT MONTH. 
(S)hawty:
 yeah, turns out she forgot it was 
 today until Wonwoo hyung 
 told her. 
jOOnie:
 I CANNOT BELIEVE. 
 YOU NOT ONLY MET Y/N. 
 BUT ALSO HER FAMILY. 
 WHO IS NONETHELESS, 
 JEON FUCKING WONWOO. 
 THE GUY WHO CAN CLAIM MY ASS. 
 AND I WILL LET HIM. 
Jinnie:
 nAUR. 
YOonie:
 as much as I hate to disagree, 
 he is now our brother-in-law. 
 lets tone it down 😔😔
HOEbi: 
 I agree. 
 we might freak out when we see 
 him on our wedding. 
Tea:
 jimin are you getting us 
 his autographs atleast??
(s)hawty:
 im still at the party, they are both arguing 
 who loves football more. 
Tea: 
 Wonwoo surely doesn't 💀💀
 my guy is always too tired 💀💀
(s)hawty:
 BUT 
 WONWOO DOESN'T WANT TO 
 LET Y/N WIN THE ARGUMENT. 
 THEY HAVE BEEN TALKING 
 ABOUT THE MOST RANDOM THINGS. 
 EVER. 
 THEY TALKED OVER FISH AND SALMON 
 FOR 15 MINUTES 
 BEFORE A WAITER CAME AND SERVED SOME ICE CREAM. 
 It was mint choco. 
jOOnie:
 GASP. 
 JAIL. 
(S)hawty:I knAUR. BUT Y/N APPARENTLY LIKES IT. 
 NOT AS MUCH AS KOOK AND HOBI
 BUT STILL LIKES IT. 
 BUT SINCE SHE LIKES IT, 
 WONWOO AND HER HAVE BEEN TRYING TO DEFEAT EO 
 WITH USELESS DEBATE,. 
Tea:
 shes so me <3
HOEbi:
 umm no???
Tea:
 tf you meanie. 
Kookie:
 grahhh 
 mint choco lovers assemble. 
jOOnie:
 disgusting. 
Kookie:
 'dear diary,
 today Namjoon hyung called my life choices questionable.' 
jOOnie:
 TF I DID NOT??!
Kookie:
 LIAR. 
Jinnie:
 look at that Namjoon, you've upset my babe. 
Kookie:
 aww only my best soulmate understands me :[
Jinnie:
 ....do it again. 
Kookie:
 GASP. 
 TRAITOR.