(Random) Prussia x 2p!Reader: Just A Song

                                    

                                          

"Yo, Prusshit." You walked into Prussia and Germany's living room and ruffled his hair.
                          
Prussia swatted your bloody hands away. "You're messing up mein awesome hair, (Y/n)!"
                          
Looking at your hands, you smirked. "Oops. I didn't notice all of Germany's blood."
                          
Your red-eyed friend stared at you in horror.
                          
"Nah, I'm kidding, man! It's not his."
                          
Prussia let out a breath of relief and turned his attention back to The Purge: Anarchy. "Go take a shower, it's starting to smell in here!"
                          
"All right, all right," you stuck your tongue out at him and got ready to take a shower.
                          
//le time skip\\
                          
After taking a relaxing shower, you brushed your (h/c) hair and put lotion on your skin so it wouldn't get dry and crack.
                          
You walked into the living room and saw that Prussia was singing.
                          
Leaning in quietly, you heard, "lets kill tonight, kill tonight, show them all you're not the ordinary type."
                          
You instantly sprang up from behind the couch and glomped him. "Finally!!" You cheered and sat on him. "HEY, GERMANY!! YOUR BIG BRO IS GONNA COME WITH ME NEXT TIME!!"
                          
"Wh-what?!" The albino under you exclaimed in shock. "NEIN, I AM NOT, WEST!!"
                          
You got off of him. "Eh? But you were just-"
                          
"It was just song, (Y/n)." Prussia sat up.
                          
"Ohhhhhh...!" You stood up and flopped on the couch. "Well, fuck. I thought you had finally come to your senses."
                          
Prussia sat down next to you. "You really are an idiot, (Y/n) I don't get how you don't get caught."
                          
You glanced at his hair. "You still have blood in your hair, you know."
                          
Your friend sighed. "I'm too lazy and awesome to wash it off."
                          
"Dork."
                          
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Yeahhhh... @Error_404_Not_Found, I'm pretty sure this isn't what you expected, sorry.
                          
I liked writing this, though.
                          
BUT SERIOUSLY WHOEVER KNOWS THIS SONG AND THE BAND THAT SINGS IT, I WILL LOVE YOU FOREVER
                          
ANYWHORE, hope you liked!!
                          
((I've had this picture of Prussia as my home screen for a long time... time to update, sorry Prusshit))