Period 5: Emoji Class

                                    

                                          
A :D, :3 or even an xD you might say. Everyone gasps in surprise which immediately irritates the teacher. We should probably kill off Dream. You think the voices are finally getting to you. It's the narrator - the narrator is the voices. You crave more, more narrators. You realise that this isn't pogchamp. Not even pepega or awesomesauce, sad emoji.
"What the frick kinda teacher are you if you can't even make a sad emoji >:C?"
I was always taught 'turn that frown upside down' and now I can never turn it back :-DDDDD. Hi, I'm your teacher for this class.
"Oh my god, this is just like the hit game The Stanley Parable emoji."
You can't just say the word emoji Aqua you dumb bitch. 
"That's what the sequel is called - they made Stanley an emoji."
You can't believe they turned Stanley in an emoji it was the funniest shit you've ever seen. You're now just degraded into xD. Anyway make sure never to use eyebrows in emoji because that makes you seem untrustworthy ;o. This really saddens Eyebrow George úvù. Hey! Y/N-kun stop thinking you're confusing me. You think about not thinking.
You now aren't, RIP. But you are and instead you start thinking about your favourite topic: KiryuxMajima. You started whole internet wars over which one would top. Who are Kiryu and Majima and why are they both shirtless and hot :o? We should probably mmmm kiryu your abs get back on majima get your knife out my leg track with this class. You scream out "I fucking love Goromi". You also realise you've been using emoticons for this entire class. ":O :( :? :< úmù òmó."
Shut your 😩 ass up. .:;.,;,;.;.,::. You think the narrator shouldn't swear. Fuck no. So Emoji originally came into being in Japan when they encoded a limited number of pre-made images for better encoding. 
"I was also made in Japan" says Aqua being compressed into a keyboard.
You plug Aqua keyboard in and start writing your KiryuxMajima fanfiction. So anyways emoticon eventually became emojis and are now commonly used in modern day usage typically with texting and mehmays 🤓🤮. Look at this photograph of garfield. The garfield in the photograph readies his bow and arrow at you. You realise you were already dead. 💀. 
But that was the start of the story so who cares. 
"I care" says Blaine Simple placing a hand solemnly on your shoulder. You're confused as to how Blaine could hear your inner monologue. 
"You're my favourite isekai protagonist." 
"Thanks Blaine let me subscribe to your onlyfans."
"I'm sorry but that's only available to SuperFans who can answer my Blaine Simple SuperQuiz™."
The only video you know from Blaine is the Brain Cancer one. After seeing such a masterpiece, you were satisfied. Luckily, every single question was about the Brain Cancer video. Except for the final question which was about Azriel's Toy Store. 
"Why did Azriel have to use his brain?"
"Uhhhhhhhhhhhh tax evasion????????????" Bottom text.
"WROooooGNGNGNG ❌❌❌🙅🙅🙅 U stoopid" Top text.
"But that's why I love you bb" 💋💋💋 some lips.
No you can't let them distract you from your fanfiction. We've got freaking emojis to learn💢. The fanfic you can't be distracted from is this one, the one you're reading. Or at least you would be if you had eyes, actual eyes actually. You wrap up your fanfiction and thank aqua 💦💦💦 for her help.