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Y'all should I just give up on keeping up w/ the dates?? 😭😭😭I'm like 4 months off.
Anyways, enjoy >:D
January 2nd, 12:01 AM 
STRAYKIDS
ilovefelix: RED FIVE DIAMONDS IN MY BAG
ilovehyunjin: IF YOU WANNA SEE IT, DANCE TO BEAT LIKE THAT
ilovefelix: MY MAMA SAW IT, AND OH MY GOD DANG 
ilovehyunjin: OKAY I'LL SHOW YOU WHAT'S IN MY BAG
savagefetus: ate that up fr fr 
Jisuck went online 
Jisuck: GAYS AND SLAYS I AM NO LONGER SINGLE
Jisuck: YOU GUYS SAID I COULDN'T PULL, YET I DID 
ilovehyunjin: OMG BESTIE I AM SO PROUD OF YOU 
savagefetus: AHHHHH
ilovefelix: huh? jisung finally has a boyfriend? 
seungtheman: wait really? 
oldmanchan: omg who is the lucky man? 
leeknow: me obviously you old fart.
Jisuck: <3
leeknow: <33
savagefetus: OH MY GOD I'M SCREAMING 
ilovehyunjin: i'm going to hurl
pizzaslice: wow jisung actually did it
Jisuck: i have W rizz 
oldmanchan: omg what did y'all do for the date? 
leeknow: we went to a pier, then ate at an Italian restaurant. 
leeknow: then jisung sneezed into a fucking pasta bowl and got sauce everywhere 
Jisuck: sorry about that :(
leeknow: dw i still love you
pizzaslice: this is cute but feels so weird. leeknow isn't screaming at jisung. 
ilovefelix: you two are so cute ahdhkdhdkf
oldmanchan: wait what did you and hyunjin even do on your first date? 
ilovehyunjin: we went to an carnival, and then ate donuts in front of this dumb bird the morning after
ilovehyunjin: stupid loser BAHAHAHA
ilovefelix: it shat on me. 
ilovehyunjin: oh right sorry. 
seungtheman: imagine getting shat on by a bird during a date. 
pizzaslice: imagine still being single. 
seungtheman: dude you're single as well 
pizzaslice: oh true 
savagefetus: nah seungmin, you have Socks. 
seungtheman: wtf no screw that guy i hate him
Socks: Damn that's crazy. 
leeknow: WHERE THE FUCK DO YOU ALWAYS COME FROM?!?!?
Socks: i literally never left, nerd. 
Socks: oh btw congrats :D
leeknow: aw ty! 
Jisuck: :)
pizzaslice: GET OUT
Socks: stfu you're vertically challenged 
pizzaslice: stfu you're horizontally challenged 
Socks: you're just mad my ass is fat 
seungtheman: flat*
Socks: stfu i bet you're you're diagonally challenged 
seungtheman: bro what is that supposed to mean? 
seungtheman: wait a damn minute...
seungtheman: BRO FUCK YOU SOCKS 
Socks: aight bet. 
savagefetus: gasp
seungtheman: WAIT NO
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Jisuck: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
seungtheman: STOP IT
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ilovefelix: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
leeknow: ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
seungtheman left the chat 
Socks: ah poo.