accepting the job

                                    

                                          

A/n: new chapter, enjoy.
Blitzo is standing their with his arms opened wide with a smile waiting for an answer from y/n. Who was thinking about it? Loona already told him she works their and blitzo somehow saw his katana moves. He smiles as he gets to do something that involves him.
Y/n: Yes , I would love to work at your company.
Blitz: Ha! I win the bet Moxxie!
Loona and y/n looked at each other, stunned that it was the only three of them.
Y/n: Wait, we were the only ones here.
Blitz: oh fuck I forgot I texted Moxxie that I was hiring a human which is you he said that it wouldn't be possible. And I said he would. Since we have a human who would know his way around on earth so why the fuck not.
Y/n and Loona could hear moxxie on the other side of Blitzo's phone sounding like he was pouting. 
Moxxie: *phone* I can't believe I lost a bet to blitzo he's dumber as the Dallas Cowboy fans, thinking their going to win a Super Bowl one day. Which they haven't caused they have the worst players on the team.
Blitzo cut him off.
Blitz: Moxxie! We don't use that type of language only. I do.
Moxxie then pretends he wasn't going to say anything.
Moxxie: *phone* I didn't say any thing it was the readers, which they are  ni
Just then, a flash of red lights started flashing.
A/n: alert alert a fourth wall break has been breached. Also, moxxie just went racist on us.
Moxxie widened his eyes.
Moxxie: I meant the new York Knicks 
Back to the story.
Y/n: I don't know if I'm going to regret asking, but what's the bet for?
Moxxie over the phone screamed into his phone only to get what sounded like loud bang to the head from Millie with her frying pan knocking him out so she could get some sleep, as the phone was sounded like she hanged up on Blitzo.
Blitz: Oh, it's simple . If I won, I get to have a three-way with Moxxie and his hot wife Millie.
Y/n and Loona, then both blinked at that if is true it's going to be very awkward at Moxxie's and Millies when ever they decide to do it. Loona makes a quick phone call.
Loona: Uh stolas.
Blitzo opened his eyes when he heard the name Stolas.
Blitz: Loonie, you wouldn't fucking dare.
Loona: Yeah, he's at my apartment.
She hangs up her phone and then gives blitzo a smug look as to before he could know it a portal drop under his  feet, causing him to fall. Once he was in the room of stolas, he widened his eyes to see Stolas smacking his lips
Blitz: Oh shit!
Back with Loona and y/n.
Loona looked towards y/n concerned about him accepting the job. As her ears flattened, y/n noticed it.
Loona: You sure you want to join us? we kill people, you know.
Y/n: Yeah, well, that's not the real reason I wanted to join you guys.
Loona tilted his head, confused as if y/n grew a third head.
Loona: What do you mean by that?
Y/n blushed embarrassed, looked down to the ground worried if she'll laugh at him for saying something like that.