Chapter 1

                                    

                                          
Chapter 1
  In the web novel "Proud Immortal Demon Way", the protagonist Luo Binghe is the most feared man in the universe. He wouldn't hesitate if you were in his way. It didn't matter who you were, when it was, where you were, or how it happened - he would get rid of you. And not to mention, it's worth noting that he is also a very handsome young man. 
Our protagonist starts his life in the raging Luo River, where he is saved by fishers. He grows up in poverty, adopted by a washerwoman, enduring cruelty from a wealthy family. Despite facing many hardships, and with many I mean many, a lot of real hardships, he's chosen by a top cultivation sect. Apprenticing under Shen Qingqiu, who mistreats him due to jealousy of his talent, upon discovery of his demon heritage, Luo Binghe survives the Endless Abyss. Discovering his true parentage and unleashing his demon bloodline's power with the Xin Mo sword.
Returning from the Abyss, Luo Binghe begins a path of revenge. He gains immense power and forms a harem of 3000 wives, manipulating and betraying others to seize control. Rising to become the Sacred Ruler in the Demon Realm, he annihilates opposition in the Human Realm, eventually unifying the Three Realms under his rule.
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 Shen Yuan furiously slammed his laptop shut. "So you're telling me I wasted 133 thousand on a shitty-ass terrible novel like this?!" He paced around his bedroom, seething with anger. "I've read 6,666 chapters, 66 million words in total, and 10,000 words a day!!! MY MONEY WASTED!!!!!" His heart almost exploded out of his chest. Shen Yuan continued to curse the author, Airplane Shooting Towards the Sky, as if his life depended on it. He pulled at his dark hair in frustration. Shen Yuan suddenly felt a sharp pain in his head. For a bit, he had trouble breathing. He hurriedly laid back down on his chair, clutching his head as he blacked out in pain. 
Connecting to server "Erotic Dimensional Fap Drive: LMAO Protocol..."
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Downloading: [Lustful Reality Distorter: UwU Edition]
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Connecting "Orgasmic Mind Meld: LOL Edition" (Attempt 2 of 5)
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["Thankies for choosin' us, senpai! We're like, totally gonna start downloading once we're connected to the server, nya~ UwU"]
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  Still, with a headache, Shen Yuan woke up to the feeling of something, OR actually SOMEONE, in particular, watching him. He shrugged this feeling down and went back to sleep again. However, when he heard footsteps approaching he shot his eyes open. A young boy with a large knife was standing in his bedroom. 
Standing. In. HIS. Bedroom...  
 "I'm not on drugs, am I?" Shen Yuan murmured. Even when it was dusk, he recognized the knife as one of the big treasures given to him by his mother when he moved out. She had given it to him for protection against intruders. Unfortunately, this time, he was the one who needed the knife.
 It would've been great if I had that knife, but the roles are uno-reversed, isn't it? Shen Yuan thought.
["Senpai, UwU~! Like, pause for a sec! Thankies for picking us and grabbing Lustful Reality Distorter: UwU Edition! Right now, we're embarking on, like, a super important mission! Stay tuned, nya~"]
What? Have I gone mad?
["Meow~! It seems you haven't gone crazy, nya! As instructed, you must undertake a critically important mission, because someone useless, a worthless piece of shit is about to meet their demise. We will meticulously extract your epidermis, ensuring the utmost precision and care in our process. Would you like that to happen to you, UwU?"]
That's it I'm jumping off the balcony. 
Shen Yuan stood up from his chair and made a run for the other side of the room, where the door leading to the balcony was located. He lived in an expensive apartment with a beautiful view of the city, and he thought that it wouldn't be so bad to die with this view. He was halfway through opening the door when he was interrupted. 
The boy asked, "Where am I?" He stood tall, still with that colossal knife, but his eyes betrayed him; He was pissing his pants.
Shen Yuan had completely forgotten about the boy.
Great, now I'll be murdered by a psycho boy who wet himself!!
["Con-gwatuwations! You have unlocked the pwotagonist! Click hewe to see. UwU"]
A large virtual screen popped up in Shen Yuan's vision. The screen was entirely pink, with various shades of pink: from hot pink confetti around the screen to baby pink letters to dusky pink popups. In the center of the screen, there was a soft pink silhouette with question marks above it. Shen Yuan judged the screen's appearance and stood there, staring at the screen for a couple of seconds. He didn't plan to move soon. Instead, he was worried about how to save his own ass. 
["Kindly comply and click, or risk invoking the wrath of the dreaded "Error 404: Waifu Not Found~ UwU" monster. Trust me, you don't want to face its pixelated fury. UwU"]
Shen Yuan swiftly tapped the screen. The world around him froze, everything looking like a blur.
["Ta-da! Protagonist Luo Binghe from Proud Immortal Demon Way has been successfully unlocked! Congratulations, girlyyy~ You've earned yourself a trophy: Protagonist Plot -Filling That Little Hole- Scenario! UwU"]
Who are you? Why are you talking in my head? Do other people hear it or am I going insane? 
["We're just a voice echoing in your head, UwU. You've been selected as THE chosen one to hilariously meet your expiration date if you fail this mission! Don't worry, you're not going insane...well, maybe just a little bit HAUHAUHUA~ Ahem, now allow us to introduce ourselves."]
Shen Yuan shifted his gaze toward the computer screen again. This time, he noticed a small bot conversing on the display. The bot was, once more, pink in color, adorned with a large bow. As the bot began to speak, its high-pitched Google Translate voice filled the air, and Shen Yuan couldn't help but feel a sense of utterly disgusting revulsion, like biting into what you thought was a chocolate chip cookie only to discover it was a raisin oatmeal cookie with a surprise cockroach filling.
Shen Yuan sighed. Should I imagine you as a Japanese kawaii girl?
["We, in fact, do not possess a gender designation, but if it tickles your fancy, we can manifest as a cute, kawaii girl or a delightful maiden boy. Your comfort is our top priority, UwU!"]
Looks like I'm stuck with you until the mission is complete. I'd rather jump.
["Senpai Yuan has acknowledged the correctness! UwU"]
After this, I'm done and I'll live my life again without the fear of dying at your hands?
["Formidable! You have grasped it perfectly, senpai Shen!"]
I want to make a pinky swear or promise, and do I get to choose my reward after this mission, right? Shen Yuan thought that he as well could take advantage of this situation.
["Sure thing, giggle giggle! UwU"]
Okay, I'll do this! Now tell me what the mission is. Shen Yuan didn't have a choice: Die or die by a manipulative sadistic bot.
["If our UwU protagonist is not happy, he will possibly go insane! Certainly, we wouldn't want our UwU protagonist to go on a little rampage and eliminate all breathing beings in the universe. That would be, uh, slightly problematic, to say the least. Let's keep things cheerful and peaceful, shall we? UwU"] 
I'm committing suicide right now.
["Before proceeding, may we take a moment to introduce ourselves? UwU"]
NO!
["( ╥ω╥ )"]