Chapter Four : Loo Loo Land.

                                    

                                          

You sat out on your personal balcony connecting to one of your buildings, holding a cane. Biting your lip you set it down and sighed. Overlooking the red landscape. Your phone began to ring and slowly you took it out, the caller ID read 'Goetia'.
You answered, "Howdy." The Bird on the Other side chirped as in the Background a woman yelled. 
"Hello Y/N! It's nice to hear from you again, Blitzy tells me that you're back in business?" He asked excitedly.
A Coffee was placed on the table next to you, Charlie sat down in the Chair to your right. "More or Less." You shrugged. 
"Wonderful! I am looking for your Services, I need a bodyguard and You're just the man to do it! I will pay you Handsomely." Looking over at the Princess of Hell you smiled.
"Sure, where do you need me?" You asked quietly.
"Loo Loo Land, Although I know you're banned from there. I'm sure the Imps could smuggle you in-" Stolas Thought, "You could risk it and portal there, but You'd have to be very Precise. Your choice." Patting Charlie on the head you put both legs over the Railing on the Balcony.
"See you There." You said Jumping off. Charlie screamed and looked over the Rails only to see a Blood Red Portal closing up behind you. 
Arriving inside Bliztø's office you saw him talking on the Phone, he set it down so hard it crumpled into pieces. You tapped him on the shoulder, he yelled and Fell over. 
"Listen Tall, Dark, and Handsome. You gotta Stop doing that!" He picked himself up, "Heard about your troubles with Heaven, if you need somewhere to Hide out my place is always open." 
You smiled, "Thanks for the Offer But, I'll handle that on my own." 
Blitzø turned around, "The Offer is still Up, I'm sure Loony would be happy to have you." You raised an eyebrow as he whispered the last part. Pulling out a megaphone from under his desk he shouted, "Moxie, Milly! Get In Here! We're going to Loo Loo Land!"
Moxie opened the Door, "Loo Loo Land?" After a moment Millie's head shattered the Glass window. 
"Loo Loo Land!" She yelled, suddenly Loona's voice overpowered the room.
"Shut The Fuck, Up!" You laughed and patted Blitzø on the back. He rifled through his pockets and brought out the IMP company Van keys. The four of you walked out into the parking lot.
Blitzø turned the Van on and look back at you, "Say, Why couldn't you just portal us there?" You sighed.
"I'm banned from the Greed Ring, my Magic is dampened there Curtesy of Mammon. I could still get us there, but we'd probably end up in the ocean." You explained, Moxxie's eyes widened.
"What could you have possibly done to get Banned from an Entire Ring of Hell?" Mille shook his arm.
"Mox! We've been over this!" She started, "He's the only Sinner to Ever cross into other Rings of Hell! So when he entered the Ring of Greed, Mammon tried to extort his power-" Millie paused for dramatic effect, "Leading to a fight with no clear winner."
Moxxie got the idea, "A Sinner, standing up to a Cardinal Sin- That's Unheard of-"
"I would've lost the Fight, obviously-" You interrupted, "But luckily Mammon isn't the smartest, and even luckier I got a good shot off on him. So we both went our separate ways." Leaning over the Car Seats you looked down at Millie, "How do you know so much about my afterlife?" 
The Imp had a beaming smile, "Back home, in the Wrath Ring. You're a legend! Our most praised person besides Satan himself." Millie grabbed your hand, "There's Movies, Books, Documentaries, you're a role model to children! Talking to you is like talking to a Hero!"