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Hello
Satan
If you could be an animal, what would you be?
Binnie
Wow 
What kind of question is that?
Lee Know
Idk
But I do know that I wanna be a cat
Because cats are superior and better than humans
So suck it up fuckers
Jinnie
...
I'm allergic to cats
Not willingly
Binnie
How can a person be allergic to cats willingly?
Jinnie
Idk
I just wanted to make sure Minho isn't going to strangle me soon
Lee Know
Well lucky for you I'm already on the airplane so I can't do much to you now
Lixie
Hey everyone!
I wanna be a baby chicken!
Precious Minnie
Wtf
You wanna be murdered to be eaten by human beings?
Lee Know
And poop whole eggs outta your butt?
That must fucking hurt
Lixie
No!
That's why I chose to be a baby chicken!
They are too young to be laid yet
Chris/top/her
Sorry to ruin your dreams but you also get older
One day you'll have to do it
I'm sorry kiddo
Lixie
Oh😔
Then I think I want to be a cat too
Lee Know
YES
WE COULD BE CAT BESTIES
Precious Minnie
Hyunjin?
Binnie
You triggered his cat side
Satan
That plane is doing something to him I guess
Binnie
Oh hello
Care to join the chat?
Satan
Seriously?!
Thank you!
Binnie
Sorry my sarcasm didn't really come through in that text
Chris/top/her
Way to shatter his dreams
Lixie
You did the same with me...
And be nice to him once!
Precious Minnie
Why are you always taking his side 
Lixie
He seems like he means no harm
Idk I trust him
Lee Know
And that was the death of Lee Felix
Here lays chicken wannabe Lee Felix, studies to be a dancer but sadly never made it
May he rest in piece
Satan 
I see how it is...
Carry on with your conversation
Binnie
Gladly
I wanna be a pig
Or a bunny
Noona hunter
Those are two whole different animals
OOOH WAIT I GOT AN IDEA
Dweagi Tokki=Dweakki!
Binnie
Jisung
I never would've thought this would leave my mouth 
But either way
You are a genius
Noona hunter
Glad you finally noticed
Jinnie
And glad you joined the chat
You're back in Malaysia!
Noona hunter
And back in school!
Kill me now!
Lixie
School starts in a week for me too...
Jinnie
Suckers I didn't have a single day off for a solid 4 months!
I won
Binnie
Congratulations
I didn't have a single day off of work for 8 months now
I'm living off my weekends
Chris/top/her
This is the first vacation I went on in 2 years
I won
And look what it gave me
Jinnie
Oop-
Lixie
It gave you besties!!
Chris/top/her
That's one way to look at it
You can also say that I've been threatened into this situation
And I still don't know what to think of it
Noona hunter
Same bestie
I got my first real friends through a life-theatening situation
Well it felt like it
Lixie
Well I'm happy
Binnie
When are you not?
Our little ball of sunshine
Lee Know
OooOooh is our dweakki learning how to flirt from the master?
I feel proud
Binnie
Call me dweakki
Call me legend
I am the standard
Jinnie
...
It lowkey gives off girly pop
And I'm living for it
Binnie
Well you're talking to a pansexual king
Precious Minnie
More like short king
Binnie
...
I guess it doesn't matter how many friends I'll get
Everyone calls me short
Lixie
Awwe
Let's praise our friend Dweakki
Precious Minnie
No
I'm tired
I wanna sleep
Lee Know
You wanna fall asleep in my arms?
Precious Minnie
First of all, ew
Second of all, you're close to yeet off into the air
Third of all, no
Lee Know
Anyways!
If any of you want a week off in Japan, hit me up
I'll cook
Noona hunter
OMG CAN I COME???
Lee Know
You have school honey
Don't skip
Learn useless stuff first
Noona hunter
No
I wanna drop out
But on the other side
I wanna be a producer
So I guess I have to get going
And live with my parents 
I wanna move out
Jinnie
We should live together!
Noona hunter
We live in two different countries 
How the fuck you wanna do that?
Jinnie
Idk
Teleport I guess
OMG IF I COULD GET A SUPERPOWER I WANNA BE ABLE TO TELEPORT
Binnie
How can one be so enthusiastic over a superpower you don't even own?
Jinnie
I JUST WANNA BE ABLE TO DO IT
LET ME DREAM
Lixie
Yes Binnie let him dream!
I wanna be able to fly!
Noona hunter
OMG YES
Or be a doctor Strange
Then you can do both!
Jinnie
OMG HEAVEN
Chris/top/her
You can't convince me you aren't just 12 year olds with massive fantasies
Lee Know
Your fantasies are just fading 
Since you're getting older
Chris/top/her
You're one year younger than me
Lee Know
So?
I managed to hold onto my braincells and fantasies
But my hands were too full to keep my sanity with me
Binnie
Figured
Lee Know
Well see y'all 
Because, in Seungmin's words, I'm going to be yeeted in the air soon
Bye kiddos miss you already
Lixie
Bye dad!
Jinnie
Bye bestie!
Noona hunter
Bye soulmate!
Lee Know
Omg I love you all
Binnie
See ya cat maniac
Lee Know
Sorry let me rephrase it
I love most of you
Binnie
🙄
I don't wanna be loved by you anyways
Lee Know
You don't know what you're missing sweetie