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R U L E S K A J U L E S
(i hope u enjoy this, there is vulger lang)
━☽ be nice and patient
"emerald, when tf r u getting my covers done u fucking shame to cover makers?"
"Kane Sepehr, (a character from my book Scars of Stars) coolio brolio, and talk to me nicely"
"NO YOU FUCKING **** *** *** **** ******** ******** ****** ***** ****"
(spoiler alert, he gets blacklisted after he screams at emerald for 393948 hours)
━☽shop hopping = A BIG NO NO
"nia anis gagon macdonald cockburn (another character from my book Scars of Stars) did you shop hop"
silence*
"nia? did ya?"
nods head*
"u cant do that girly"
flips emerald off*
(spoiler alert, she gets blacklisted)
━☽use your cover for at least 3 weeks
"tyler cockburn(another character from my book Scars of Stars) u took down my cover after one day and replaced it with an image of a dick"
"ik emerald, but like a dick is such a better cover babsie"
"1- it think it goes agaisnt the wattpad guidelines, two, you are supposted to use it for three weeks as a minium"
"whatever, a dick is a better cover"
(spoiler alert, he gets blacklisted and wattpad does whatever to people who breaks their guidelines)
━☽first do payments then, I shall make you your bomb cover
"WHERE IS MY BOOK COVER EMERALD?!?!"
"woah kane coolio brolio"
"that shit aint funny, i want my cover"
"erm, did u do the payments?"
"I am following you emerald and girl version of hulk, ur cringe"
"and ur hot"
"i want my book cover now"
"do the follows and i shall!"
murders emerald*
(spoiler alert, he gets blacklisted by the ghost of emerald, who also puts him in jail for murder [he ends up murdering his way out])
━☽give me credit on your cover in description or your first part or both
"ay, nia please gimme credit for the cover"
silence*
"hello? all u gotta do is tag me"
tags my shoulders and runs away*
(spoiler alert, she gets blacklisted and dw emerald tags her back bc nia is IT and the password is your favorite song)
━☽publish your book by 3 weeks of getting your cover, talk to me if you need more time
"tyler where is your story?"
"its up emerald"
"no i checked wattpad, it's not there"
"no you stupid kid a loo a loo, my dick is up, wanna see?"
"uhhh im a minor"
"age is just a number babycakes"
(spoiler alert, he gets blacklisted and emerald peppersprays him)
━☽break these rules, then not only will you get onto santa's bad list but my blacklist too okie? you dont wanna join tyler, kane, and nia!
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