Smut Headcanons | 🔞

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• While Jacob isn't the most experienced man out there, he knows what he likes, and he definitely what he will not be doing with or to you even if you offered him a million dollars.
- Turn-ons/what he's into: Begging, praising, whenever you ask him about his day, massages, sadism, etc.
- Turn-offs/what he isn't into: Someone smelling bad, tickling, cheating/cuckling, baby talk, dub/con, anything dealing with bodily fluids (other than cum), rimming, etc.

• If he had his way, Jacob would want to go all night long. After all, it's like you were made for him. But realistically... he probably finishes a few seconds after putting it in you. To cancel this out, he'll try to go multiple rounds.

• He dirty talks like there is no tomorrow. Jacob can and will go into graphic detail on things like how well you take his cock, how tight and good you feel around him, etc.

• Jacob, even if it might hurt, loves the feeling of your nails tearing, digging, and scratching his back while he rails you. It fills him with no greater sense of pride knowing he and he alone is making you feel this good.

Kinks (giving): Anal, choking, edging, belly bulge, facials, phone sex, and it's also canon that he has a thing for breeding.
- I would also like to add that he's not completely against being tied up or handcuffed... just as long as he has your word that you won't try to leave while he's in this vulnerable state. For that reason alone, he wouldn't want to be blindfolded. He wants to make sure you're still with him. That and he wants to see you ride him, he finds you so adorable as you try to go as fast as you can, but you can never reach the same speed as Jacob, so he'll have no other choice but to help by roughly fucking up into you. Not like he minds though. It's like music to his ears when he hears you squeal once you realize just what he's doing.

• One of Jacob's favorite things to do is bend you over and make love on the dresser or kitchen counter. But it certainly can't beat him lifting you and fucking you on the wall!

• Whenever he's having a hard time at work because of either an obnoxious customer or Jacob simply doesn't want to be there— mainly since he'd much rather be spending his every waking moment with you— he will imagine himself being naked, curled up with you, or think about one of your mainly erotic nights... but not for too long! If he lets his mind wander, then he'll give himself an erection and he'll then have to choose if he will wait for it to go away, which he doesn't like since the longer it stays, the more it will hurt him, or hide away in the bathrooms and wank one-off.
- Needless to say, Jacob has done the latter on a several occasions.

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A/n: I don't like the canon chart listing everything that Jacob is into because not only is it disgusting but it's filled with contradictions, so I mixed the ones I liked from the canon list and my own headcanons.

Also, since I know this chapter is a lot shorter compared to the others—expected an "NSFW Alphabet" chapter to appear later on!

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