CHAPTER SIXTEEN: HEY, EMO BOY!

                                    

                                          
no more spoilers because i cant do shit for the life of me geyegrh
they removed emo boy from spotify and now im fucking DYING (send help please and thank you)
enjoy!!!!


random/steamy<3 (?)


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taehyun describes his encounter with an attractive boy he saw at the mall by ranting to his best friend. and, though huening kai didnt sign up for anything of the sort, he helped taehyun get closer to the boy. 
"just call him out and go, 'hey, emo boy!' and then you guys can kiss and do whatever. trust me," huening kai patted taehyuns shoulder before walking away, leaving taehyun in a situation in which he could only do two things:
one- walk up to the male and try to make friends with him.
two- run away.
or.. 
three- drag the boy to a dark corner where they could make out without knowing one another's names. sounds about right!


chapter #16: hey, emo boy!


"i saw this guy at the mall last week- and, oh, my god, hes got the kind of looks to make me freak!" taehyun pouted and ranted to huening kai over the phone. the younger chuckled and sighed. he let taehyun continue.
"he had the longest ass hair and the tightest jeans- i could literally see my chemical romance on his tee.." huening kai widened his eyes, jutting his bottom lip out in disgust. he furrowed his eyebrows and made a fake gagging noise.
"he looked so sick, like he was dying.. but, if i said he wasnt hot, id definitely be lying." taehyun sighed dreamily. he buried his face into his pillow, groaning while shaking his head. he spoke again, but his voice was distorted and muffled because of his pillow.
"like.. please, handsome, dont be coy.. i just wanna go, 'come on, fuck me, emo boy.' but like-" 
"hold on, what!?" huening kai exclaimed, grimacing while he listened to taehyun whine. 
"i want him to fuck me! his d-"
"stop- taehyun! im going to end the call if you keep going!! i dont want to hear about your fantasies and how you imagine him fucking you- its ew." taehyun clicked his tongue. 
"alright, then ill go do that on twitter. thanks for your awesome company," and the call ended. 
taehyun quickly tapped his phone screen, lifting his face away from his pillow. he clicked on the app with an x icon, logging into what used to be twitter.
he quickly typed in a comment about the boy he saw at the mall.


tyunn:
i saw this boy at the mall last week, holy shit, hes so fine like wtf. his long ass hair and those jeans made him look so ehjfbs, fuck me emo boy erefdkf
VIEW REPLIES-->
junnie: get help
hyuka: youre probably going to have a sex tape of just you two by the end of the month smh
binniebinnie: omfg taehyun stop being so explicit on twitter wtf


c.beomgyu: oh?


"hm?" taehyun rose an eyebrow. he has never seen this guy in his replies- or twitter in general- ever before. who was he and why did he just pop up out of thin air? taehyun hummed- stalking the guy's profile wouldnt hurt. he did that with all of his friends before befriending them. he clicked on the stranger's profile, and he almost choked on air as he recognized the familiar male.