!Warning! It has sexual content
RecommendGood god, today was another shitty day at the band. I mean nobody would listen to my wonderful ideas. Suddenly I bumped into someone. "Oops," I said rolling my eyes. Then I saw who it was, it was Saint Peter.
I don't know why but that guy fucking scared the shit outta me, he would always act unbothered but I have heard and seen Saint Peter snap before and it scares me, like no joke.
"Sorry, I will be sure to watch where I'm going next time. Well excuse me Dickmaster but I have to go greet new souls." he says walking past me. Dickmaster? Did he really find out about that? No way he did. But I think it's kinda cute...•••
Today I didn't have any band practice so I thought I'd chill. Key word: thought. But nooo. Sera's little bitch decided to lock Saint Peter in my house. Emily said she'd take care of the new souls. But I didn't care, I quickly burnt all of my magazines faster than you can blink.
I sat down on one of the kitchen stools. "Adam?" Saint Peter said. I jumped. "What?" I groaned. "What would you like to eat?" he asked, giving me a faint smile. I shrugged. "I'm not hungry, I ate a shit tone of ribs last night," I said.
Saint Peter looked around and saw some beers that I may or may not have stolen on extermination day. "Ooh! I have always wanted to try one of these." Saint Peter exclaimed. I gestured him to go ahead and he chugged it as if it was the last day he was going to be in heaven.
But Saint Peter got really drunk so I had to watch him. But he was acting strange around me. He kept staring at me until I snapped, "What do you want!?" Saint Peter smiled. He grabbed my collar and looked at me, his bright blue eyes were full of lust. My brown hair fell in my eyes and I could barely see anything. Suddenly Saint Peter kissed me. Yu-huh, you read that right, kissed, a french one to be exact.
I don't know why but I kissed him back. He was surprisingly a good kisser. I pulled away and kissed his neck gently as well as biting it. Saint Peter blushed slightly. "You kay?" I asked my voice muffled against his neck. Saint Peter nodded.Smut skip if uncomfortable
We had already removed all clothes. Saint Peter was moaning everytime I put the slightest bit of pressure on his skin. I sucked at his manhood(A/N I don't know why but go with it, please for the sake of my embarrassment) he came faster because it was his first time.
I then positioned myself and started thrusting, his virgin hole was bleeding as I expanded it. After a few more thrusts we both came.End of smut(short I know)
We lied down it was Saint Peter's first time with sex and my first time fucking a guy. And it turns out he wasn't actually drunk even though he was acting drunk. Until I realized something. "Peter, did you and Emily plan this out?" I asked. Peter laughed and nodded. I groaned.
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