Rogue VS Wonder Woman

                                    

                                          
Wiz: Superheroines. Millions have been drawn to these modern myths of comic book lore.
Boomstick: Or you could, uh, just be drawn to the way they're drawn.
Vaggie already knew she was gonna hate this episode. She would have to ask Husk for a drink after this.
Wiz: Like Anna Marie, the Rogue.
Boomstick: And Diana Prince, the Wonder Woman.
Charlie was excited to see superheroes since Angel and Alastor talked about some things in the human world.
Wiz: He's Boomstick, and I'm Wizard.
Boomstick: And we're here to watch two chicks duke it out! CATFIGHT!
Vaggie growled.
Wiz: It's our job to analyze their weapons, armor, and skills-
Boomstick: And maybe a few other things.
Wiz: -to find out who would win... a Death Battle.
Vaggie stood up. "Do I have to watch this?" She couldn't handle Boomstick, he reminded her of Adam. "Don't worry." Carson said. "He gets better." Vaggie crossed her arms and reluctantly agreed to continue watching.
Rouge:
Wiz: Rogue has possessed a variety of different powers over the years. For this duel, in particular, we will use the most well-known version: the original iteration from the comics and television show. Her deadliest weapon is her own skin. With just a touch, she absorbs a person's memories, talents, personalities, and abilities, whether superhuman or not, to use them herself.
The demons weren't that impressed, considering they had already seen it with Shang Tsung. Alastor does want to have a power like that, though.
Boomstick: Too bad it knocks them out cold. And if she holds on long enough, it's game over.
Wiz: Tenacious foes like Juggernaut can resist it, but in the end, nobody is safe from Rogue's parasitic touch. For every second of contact, Rogue can keep these powers for a full minute. Though sometimes, there's unforeseen side effects.
The audience wondered who the Juggernaut was. He would probably show up in a future fight, right?
Boomstick: She held on to Ms. Marvel, for so long, she absorbed her powers permanently. Now, she's got super strength, speed, and near invulnerability. Not that I blame her, though. I'd be holding' on to Ms. Marvel for as long as I could! Plus, then when she's unconscious, I could-
"DID HE JUST MAKE A RAPE JOKE!?" Vaggie was strangling the plush. Charlie tried to calm her down, but Vaggie shrugged her off. She was going to make Carson bring Boomstick here. One way or another. (Never gonna happen).
Boomstick: But her seventh sense doesn't seem to always work. That or the writers just forgot about it cause, uh, Rogue gets her ass kicked a lot.
Wiz: For plot convenience.
Husk scoffed and rolled his eyes. That sounded like an excuse Alastor would make.
Boomstick: And damn, she's got a hot ass.
Wiz: What?