I passed the ball to Kunigami

'Nah. I need to see him in action first.'

Kunigami using his trademarked left leg shot the ball to the goal, the goal keeper blocked it luckily

Lucky until unlucky, guess who

I was already in position and the ball was going towards me

"Maybe you are right."

I shot the ball back towards the goal. Landing the first goal for Bastard Munchen.

'GOAL!!'

Scoreboard

Bastard Munchen 1 - FC Barcha 0

'Were sticking to my typa soccer?'

'I hate the fact that you are right but Im angry so I'll keep gaslighting you that youre wrong.'

I then felt a chill on my back

Oh dear- Ego please come pick me up-

"The goal was suppose to be for Kaiser... what are you trying to do." Ness said with a smile... too creepy.

"Let me get this straight Ness..." I dusted off the non existant dust on my hands and stretched

"Kaiser will be 6 feet under once I'm done with him. Now now, would you kindly stop dickriding him?"

"My my, I cant have that! A violation to Kaiser~ yellow card!"

Ness took out an ACTUAL YELLOW CARD???

'NO PLEASE-'

'Its finally time... They took it away from me in the U-20 match, but now..'

"Ness.. I cant believe it." I sigh and reached down for my pocket and I...

I pulled out a  yellow uno reverse card.

"Go to fucking hell, Ness."

The field went quiet after that.

...

Anyways back to the main stuff

After I shooed off Kaiser's dickrider I went over to Kunigami

And I did the most daring thing to do

Place a hand on his shoulder and patting it

"Dont ya think we make a good duo?" I chuckled as I repeatedly patted on his shoulder

"Dont touch me y- (Name)."

'Even if he's emo, he still respects you eh?'

'He's still a gentleman at heart.. Im getting butterflies.'

"Sorry! I got too proud. Good job." I pointed at him with fingerguns and added a wink

He straight up ignored me.

"Well thats rude."

'Forget about him still being a gentleman.'

'Restart!'

Bachira takes the ball now

Man is hes so cute- how can I take this guy seriously (in soccer atleast)

I was up against Bachira now

'Aah look at himm- he's getting better and better at dribbling-'

'STOP FANGIRLING AND KEEP YOUR EYES ON THE BALL??'

'But Bachira has the ball-'

Oh. He just went past me.

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