🍒 Ch 82

                                    

                                          
🧸Curly Brother goes to kindergarten (3)🧸

Wen Yuduo suddenly received a call from the kindergarten principal when he took the car back to City A.

The principal's voice trembled with excitement, "Mrs. Zhou, your child Zhou Shaoyu is a once-in-a-century genius! He will definitely have great achievements in the future!"

Wen Yuduo: "???" The principal continued: "

Just started the kindergarten class, Shaoyu children can skillfully recite many ancient poems and classical Chinese, mathematics can solve the geometry and function problems of high school mathematics, and even speak a lot of Chinese, English and French are fluent!" "No, it's impossible......"

Wen Yuduo looked confused, when Zhou Shaoyu was in the video with her last night, he was still a child who could only say ABC in a milky voice, how could it become like this overnight?

Principal: "It's true! Your kid is a legendary genius. Mrs. Zhou, I now suggest that you go back to the kindergarten immediately, such an excellent child should go to the children's Olympiad class to participate in the competition, and he will definitely be admitted to Tsinghua University at the age of seven!"

After hanging up this inexplicable phone call, the principal immediately sent a video to Wen Yuduo, which has been widely circulated on Weibo and is now hanging on the hot search.

#天才神童幼崽

#原来小说里的神童崽崽是真的存在!#加州幼儿园惊现神童, the three-year-old can solve high school math problems

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Wen Yuduo twisted his eyebrows, and was so surprised that he couldn't be more surprised.

I saw Zhou Shaoyu's children sitting in the macaron-colored classroom, with two small meat legs on the desk, his expression looked very indifferent, he was reciting Bai Juyi's "Pipa Xing", and he memorized it very skillfully, so he didn't have to think about the next sentence at all.

Next, the video cuts to the scene of him doing math problems, Zhou Shaoyu picked up the pen with skill, and wrote and wrote on the last big problem of high school mathematics, and after a while, a function problem was accurately solved!

At the end of the video, there are some other clips, such as Zhou Shaoyu talking freely with several Europeans who came to visit the kindergarten, switching between English and French, and although his voice is still very milky, his accent is particularly authentic and sophisticated.

Wen Yuduo was almost stunned, and Zhou Zhiyue's phone call also came at this time.

The couple were relatively speechless and silent on the phone for a long time, apparently shocked by the video.

Zhou Zhiyue: "I just finished a meeting with a few executives, and I'm going to the kindergarten now.

Wen Yuduo: "Okay, I'm almost there." See you in kindergarten.

While both parents were surprised, Zhou Shaoyu was also shocked by his current environment and state.

Tomorrow is the monthly exam of Xiya Middle School, he hasn't studied for too long, so he suddenly recited Bai Juyi's "Pipa Xing" at night, and fell asleep on the table with his back on his back, and when he opened his eyes again, he woke up in a small macaron-colored classroom.

There are two best friends sitting next to him, Cheng Nai and Kong Hanrui, but Cheng Nai and Kong Hanrui are actually mini versions.

He raised his two little hands in disbelief, the small hands were fleshy, and the ten fingers were cute and pink......

He looked down at his small body again, he was wearing a beautiful little school uniform, wearing small white shoes with soft soles, and he was holding a pen in his hand, obviously in kindergarten art class.

Damn! The dream was so real!

He almost doubted that he was really back when he was three years old.

Cheng Nai next to him was still drooling, looking at him stupidly, "You, why don't you draw?"

Kong Hanrui helped his glasses, "The teacher said, the ...... to be checked" Zhou Shaoyu looked at this group of little children, put his legs on the table, and sneered, "

Oh, I don't do such childish things, stupid X only paints.

Cheng Nai and Kong Hanrui didn't seem to understand, but they were shocked when they saw Zhou Shaoyu's feet on the table, "Shaoyu, you, you can't do this." Mom said no!" Teacher

Sandy also walked down, she looked at Zhou Shaoyu's legs on the table with dissatisfaction, and persuaded bitterly: "Shaoyu, we children should be polite, it is very rude to put our legs on the table." Kid, can you put your legs down?"

Kong Hanrui added in a righteous manner: "That's right! Mom will beat it! It hurts very much...... Zhou

Shaoyu was annoyed to death.

Who is he? He is the number one bully of Xiya School! From the principal to the younger brothers in the class, no one has ever dared to talk to him in such a tone.

"Cut, stupid X......" Zhou Shaoyu glanced at Kong Hanrui, and finally put his legs down, too lazy to take care of them.

Cheng Nai wiped his saliva with his dirty sleeves, "Silly X, what do you mean?"

Kong Hanrui also looked curious.

Teacher Sandy: "......" She was trying to educate Zhou Shaoyu not to swear, and by the way, she had to report to Mr. Zhou and Mrs. Zhou about Zhou Shaoyu's "impolite" and "swearing"

behaviors in art class.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Shaoyu picked up the pen and wrote on the drawing paper.

The teacher looked at it curiously, and was simply stunned! Zhou Shaoyu was silently writing Bai Juyi's "Pipa Xing" word for word! His hands were small, and he held the pen very hard, but his handwriting was quite charming and graceful, and it was impossible for a three-year-old child to write words!





Teacher Sandy was so shocked that she thought she was dreaming.

Unexpectedly, Zhou Shaoyu only wrote a few lines, and suddenly threw down the pen in annoyance, his voice was very lazy, "Don't write it, it's troublesome."

Zhou Shaoyu knew that he was in a dream, and he would have to take the monthly exam tomorrow morning, but he turned his head and thought about it again, it was not a big deal to take the monthly exam.

If you take a bad test, you will take a bad test, it doesn't matter. He likes class F, everyone is sleeping in class, and no one cares at all!

After "showing his hand" in art class, Zhou Shaoyu was taken to the principal's office by Mr. Sandy, who was so excited that he was speechless, to be screened for intelligence.

I don't know if I don't check, and I'm shocked when I check it.

The entire California kindergarten exploded! The principal and teachers really did not expect that there would be a rare genius in their school!



This scene simply made history and became a milestone close to mythology.

Zhou Shaoyu's video didn't know who spread it, and sure enough, in just a few hours, it completely occupied the hot searches and headlines of City A.
Zhou Shaoyu was too lazy to deal with them, and the fifteen-year-old
Zhou Shaoyu, who was dressed in a three-year-old shell, sat in an independent classroom with his eyes slightly closed, two fleshy little feet on the table, and one did not answer the foolish questions asked by the teacher.

It's too stupid, the mentally retarded will do something, I don't understand why they ask again and again.

After receiving the intelligence screening, Zhou Shaoyu returned to the class to enjoy the kindergarten lunch, which was a small lunch, and it seemed that he couldn't eat enough at all.

He frowned, and pointed to the teacher in a milky voice, "I still need two big chicken legs." "
<b1113Teacher > was stunned for a moment, and hurriedly added two chicken legs to him.

Cheng Nai and Kong Hanrui were both stunned, "This, so much, can you finish eating?"

Zhou Shaoyu didn't bother to take care of them, and ate by himself.

But he didn't expect him to overestimate himself, he really couldn't finish eating!

The stomach capacity of a three-year-old child is limited, and when Zhou Shaoyu ate the second chicken leg, he felt that his stomach was a little distended. But his habit of years made it impossible for him to waste food, so he ate three chicken legs and all the food in the bowl.

Zhou Shaoyu touched his bulging belly and regretted it a little.

When he woke up in the afternoon, Zhou Shaoyu felt a little bloated in his stomach. But he has a good face, and he doesn't mention to the teacher that his stomach is uncomfortable.

He sat in the kindergarten classroom bored, and the teacher suddenly laughed and called his name, "Shaoyu, your parents are here." You can leave school early today.

Zhou Shaoyu frowned, he didn't remember what kind of mother he had.

In the envious eyes of his classmates, Zhou Shaoyu walked outside the classroom with his schoolbag in one hand, his round eyes with a little rebellion.

Zhou Zhiyue and Wen Yuduo looked at him with a smile at the same time.

Zhou Shaoyu looked up at the young and handsome Zhou Zhiyue and the strange woman beside him, his face was wary and complicated.

He had forgotten what that tall old man had been like before, why did he look so gentle,



and who was the woman beside him?

As far as Zhou Shaoyu knows, Zhou Zhiyue married a wife not long after he was born, but the two divorced soon after, because he was too young and had no memory, he didn't know exactly what happened.

Only once did I hear Steward Cen mention euphemistically that the wife who married into the door was found by Zhou Zhiyue to deliberately throw Zhou Shaoyu, who was less than one year old, to the ground because she was not good to him, and she was immediately kicked out of the house, and the end was very miserable.

Zhou Shaoyu quickly searched for information about the woman in front of him in his mind, but unfortunately he couldn't think of it at all.

The head of the kindergarten said with his eyebrows flying: "Shaoyu is really a genius! I suggest that Mr. Zhou and Mrs. Zhou should not bury talents, and can come to participate in the city's Olympiad class, I believe that in the near future, he will definitely be able to be admitted to the university and become a pillar of the country!"

Zhou Zhiyue bowed his head lightly, and there was no superfluous expression.

Wen Yuduo was also not very interested in the principal's words, she raised her eyebrows, hurriedly squatted in front of Zhou Shaoyu, and rubbed his little curly hair, "Little fish baby, are you uncomfortable with your stomach? Why is your face a little pale?"

Zhou Shaoyu was stunned, I don't know how this woman saw it.

Wen Yuduo immediately picked up the child, her face was full of distress, and she turned her head to the director and said, "Principal, we know the situation of Shaoyu." We'll go back and talk to him and get back to you, he's not feeling sick to his stomach right now, so we'll go home first.

Zhou Zhiyue also said politely: "We need to think about the Olympiad again. The

director was helpless: "Okay, if you think about it, please let us know!"



Zhou Zhiyue turned to look at Zhou Shaoyu, raised his hand and gently touched the child's belly.

Zhou Shaoyu was so embarrassed that his scalp was numb! He hadn't had physical contact with his father for many years, and it was weird and scary!



Zhou Zhiyue thought that Zhou Shaoyu was hurt by being touched, and his eyebrows frowned, "Does your stomach hurt?"

Wen Yuduo twisted his eyebrows, "What's the matter? Did you eat something bad?"
Although Zhou Shaoyu was full of resistance, he was still hugged by
Zhou Zhiyue.

The three of them walked towards the school gate and got into the car home.

Zhou Shaoyu jumped into the car with great skill, fastened his seat belt by himself, and didn't bother to pay attention to them.

Wen Yuduo and Zhou Zhiyue glanced at this different little friend.

Although they were surprised by Zhou Shaoyu's "genius behavior", they were not very enthusiastic, because they had made full psychological presets before they came.

Wen Yuduo communicated with the system in his mind, although the system didn't know why Zhou Shaoyu suddenly became a "genius", but after all, he was the male protagonist of this world, Wen Yuduo had seen the world's will to directly reverse time and space for Zhou Shaoyu, and open such an earth-shattering event as the second week, it seems that it is not uncommon to suddenly become a genius.

Zhou Zhiyue thought more far-reaching. In the past few years, he has occasionally thought about his rebirth, why did such a supernatural and strange event happen to him? Or, is there more than one "reborn" in this world? He watched Zhou Shaoyu's video, and the content in it was exactly what Zhou Shaoyu had learned in Xiya School in his previous life. If Zhou Shaoyu is also "reborn" and suddenly awakens the memory fragments of his previous life, it is not impossible.

With these psychological foreshadowing, both husband and wife have a good acceptance of "Zhou Shaoyu suddenly became a genius".

Zhou Shaoyu himself sat in the back seat of the car, pursed his lips and did not speak, looking dragged.

Wen Yuduo pinched his little face, "Xiaoyu, does your stomach still hurt?" Mom will help you massage later, you will soon pull out the stench." You must have eaten too much today so you have indigestion.

Zhou Shaoyu continued to stiffen his mouth, "Hmph, my stomach doesn't hurt at all." As soon as the

words fell, the child accidentally let out a stinky fart with a "poof".

The whole car is full of flavor.

Zhou Shaoyu was annoyed, and his face was as red as a tomato.

Zhou Zhiyue immediately lowered the window, and Wen Yuduo couldn't help but giggle while pinching his nose.

Zhou Shaoyu turned around angrily and glared at Wen Yuduo.

What kind of wife did his father marry? Forget it if he didn't have a proper shape, he was even more naïve than him!?

After returning home, Zhou Shaoyu's little stomach became more and more painful, his face was pale, sweat rolled down his little face, and he let out a whimpering and uncomfortable moan. Zhou Shaoyu really didn't expect the three-year-old small body to be so weak, and he couldn't withstand the slightest toss.

Wen Yuduo was very anxious, she put Zhou Shaoyu on the sofa, smeared oil with her hands, and rubbed her palms vigorously.

The palms of his hands were rubbed hot, Wen Yuduo helped him rub his stomach clockwise, and said softly: "Little fish baby, don't be too hard, rub your mother's belly, it won't hurt soon." System

: "The pediatric food massage technique is already in the panel, you should follow along." Massage 100-200 times clockwise around the navel, then you can press the stomach meridian and large intestine meridian 100-300 times, and finally pinch the back 5-7 times...... "

Wen Yuduo follows the parenting tips very seriously in the hands.

Week.Shaoyu's big purple grape-like eyes couldn't help but look at Wen Taro.

He remembered that when he was very young, one night when he slept until midnight and suddenly had a stomachache, he got up and found that the room was empty, and the aunt who usually took care of him didn't know where to desert. He cried and staggered to the fourth floor to find Zhou Zhiyue, but found that the fourth floor was dark, and Zhou Zhiyue was still working overtime and did not go home.

Little Zhou Shaoyu wandered in the dark corridor, he was afraid and painful, and finally couldn't help crying and pulled into his pants.

He didn't remember what happened next, only that his father came home in a rage and changed all the servants in the house.

The shadow of fear and shame in childhood was miraculously gradually smoothed under the warm palm of Wen Yuduo.

He thought of the dark corridor again, and his memory grew fading and pale.

After Wen Yuduo finished giving him pediatric massage, Zhou Zhiyue came over with a bowl of medicine.

"Daddy feeds the medicine.

Zhou Zhiyue hugged him on his lap, scooped a spoonful of medicine and put it to his mouth, "Good, I will reward you for eating candy after eating."

Zhou Shaoyu obediently opened his mouth and drank the warm medicine.

Zhou Zhiyue stuffed a gummy into his mouth, "There is progress today, and I am very strong."

Zhou Shaoyu ate the strawberry-flavored gummy bear, his little mouth curled, and his heart was sweet.

After drinking the medicine, Zhou Shaoyu went to the toilet to pull the stinky, he sat on the cute little toilet, pulled it smoothly, and his stomach finally stopped hurting.

He just breathed a sigh of relief, but he didn't expect Zhou Zhiyue to enter the children's toilet, holding two kinds of wet and dry tissues in his hand, "Is it done?"

Zhou Shaoyu: "???"

! The tall father actually wants to help him wipe his ass? What a terrifying thing is this?

He was ashamed and annoyed, "I! I'll wipe it myself!" Zhou

Zhiyue frowned, "You're still young, and you can't wipe it clean now."

Zhou Zhiyue didn't say a word and grabbed him to help him wipe his buttocks, first using dry paper towels and then wet wipes, the strength was moderate, and also, it was strangely comfortable......

Zhou Shaoyu's hands and legs struggled angrily, and he wanted to die of shame! When he woke up from his dream, he would puncture all the tires in his father's garage tomorrow!





After Wen Yuduo helped the child brush his teeth carefully, he read a picture book with him.

Unexpectedly, after less than ten minutes of talking, Zhou Shaoyu, who was wearing penguin pajamas, crossed his hands on his hips and ordered Wen Yuduo to evict him, "Hmph, these stories are so boring! I'm going to sleep!"

Wen Yuduo raised his eyebrows in surprise, and suddenly remembered that he was already a genius baby, and he would have to change a batch of bedtime books in the future.

She remembered the principal's words and asked, "Xiaoyu, do you want to study mathematics?" We can take the Olympiad class, participate in the competition, and take the university entrance examination as soon as possible."

Zhou Shaoyu looked uninterested, hugging his small pillow, "Don't, it's boring."

Wen Yuduo kissed him tenderly on the center of his eyebrows, "Okay, good night baby." See you tomorrow.

Wen Yuduo left and gently closed the door.

Zhou Shaoyu pursed his lips and snorted, holding his hands on his chest.





Although he thought so in his heart, the corners of Zhou Shaoyu's lips unconsciously rose, and he covered himself with a soft dinosaur quilt and slept peacefully.

No one knew that in another time and space, there was another Zhou Shaoyu.

He accidentally fell asleep in kindergarten art class one second, and came to this strange place the next.

Zhou Shaoyu, who was three years old and fifteen years old, opened his eyes and was frightened by the scene in front of him!

He was surrounded by a group of strange people.

"Smack-"

A red-haired teenager punched another student in a school uniform.

The student in the school uniform covered his red face, and his voice was crying, "Zhou Shao...... Zhou Shao...... I'm sorry, I was wrong, I shouldn't have secretly filmed my female classmates changing clothes in the locker room...... I, I'll delete them all, please raise your noble hand and let me go!" The

red-haired young man who was still fierce just now walked up to Zhou Shaoyu and bent down very respectfully, "Zhou Shao, how to deal with this pervert?" He not only secretly filmed female classmates changing clothes, but also stole their underwear, shoes and socks while swimming lessons......

Before he finished speaking, he suddenly heard a sob!

The red-haired boy raised his eyes and said in disbelief: "Zhou, Zhou Shao...... Why are you crying?"

Zhou Shaoyu wiped his tears and cried, "Ma Ma said, a good boy can't beat people......"