Oh crap! No, no, no, no! Where the heck are my happy pills? "Sir Pentious!" I yelled, looking through all my drawers and cupboards. "What!?" A voice yelled from downstairs. "If you don't get your a-- up here in the next five seconds I'm going to kill you!" I yelled.
A few minutes later a tired Sir Pentious opened the door. "I made it! Haha!" Sir Pentious yelled excitedly. "Where the hell are my pills?" I asked. "Oh shit, is the Radio Demon taking drugs under the innocent princess's roof? Wait till I te-" Sir Pentious laughed. "Shut the f--k up!" I yelled. "Husk took them." Sir Pentious said.
Sir Pentious suddenly looked scared. "No-no, h-he really did take them, please don't kill me! Ahhhhh!" Sir Pentious said wiggling away quickly. I sighed and teleported to the bar, but when I got there Angel and Husk both looked at me strangely.
"Uhm." Husk hummed, glancing at Angel who shrugged. "Husk just give him the p-i-l-l-ssss!" Sir Pentious shrieked. Husk threw the bottle at me.•••
I sighed, and went back to sit at the bar but when Angel saw me he ran away. I sighed then I saw Nifty. "Little Darling!" I called and Nifty came running. "Why is Angel acting weird?" I whispered. "Very funny Al!" Nifty said grinning from ear to ear.
I raised an eyebrow. "Ohh. So you really don't know." Nifty said, shocked. "Well, Husk should be the one to tell you or Vag-"
"I'll go to Husker, thanks Little Darling!" I said, slowly getting up and then quickly running to the bar. "Husker." I said quickly, causing Husker to quickly whip his head around. "Oh, well, lookie here the Radio Demon who got his face in a twist." Husk said. "Well, I'll answer your questions, what's on your mind?" Husk asked, going back to cleaning bottles. "What the hell is wrong with me? Angel seems scared. Little Darling's acting odd. And you are too..." I said. "There's a lot of things wrong with you Al." Husker said. "But the main reason is that you're frowning."
"I'm what?" I asked. "Frowning!" Husk repeated. "But I'm not gonna lie it make you look more sinister and creepy." Husk smiled. Suddenly my head started felling fuzzy. 'F-frownin? But this can't be possible! I never frown! What's going on everything feels wrong...' I thought to myself. I gripped onto the counter.
"You alright Al?" Husk asked. "Al? Alll? Alastor? Alastor can you hear me." My vision started getting more shit. "Oh crap." I said before I passed out.•••
As soon as I woke up I was in my room. I tried to get my best smile but I felt crappy and tired. "You need to rest Alastor, you overdosed, but I think you'll be alright." Husker said. "Okay, papa." I said.
I paused. 'Shit. Did I really just call Husk 'papa'?' I thought to myself as I looked around. "Anyways," Husker said, completely ignoring the fact that I called him papa. "Я скажу Чарли, что с тобой все в порядке.(I'm going to tell Charlie that you're alright." I nodded.
As Husker left the room I looked at the mirror and I was frowning. "What's wrong with me?" I muttered.
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