Chapter 8

                                    

                                          
"Hey, what kind of place you running here anyhow, Wonka?" Mr. Beauregarde asked
"Uhhhh... mesdames et messieurs, maintenant nous allons faire grand petit voyage par bateau" Willy said in a different language
"What's he talking about?" Mr. Salt asked himself
"Voulez-vous entrer le Wonkatania?" Willy asked and the Wonkatania boat floats down the river
"Wow, what a boat" Grace said
"Ohhhh, looks good enough to eat" Grandpa Joe said
"That's quite a nice little canoe you've got there, Wonka" Mr. Salt said
"All I ask is a tall ship and a star to sail her by" Willy said "all aboard, everybody"
"Uh, ladies first, and that means Veruca" Mr. Salt said he got Veruca on the boat
"If she's a lady, I'm a Vermicious Knid" Grandpa Joe mocked when himself, Charlie and Grace went to the front seat
"You sure this thing'll float, eh, Wonka?" Mr. Salt asked
"With your buoyancy, sir, rest assured" Willy said
"She's tres joli" Mrs. Teavee said "but is she seaworthy?"
"Nothing to worry about, my dear lady" Willy said as he helps her on the boat "I take good care of my guests"
"Yeah, you took real good care of that August kid over there, that's for sure" Mr. Beauregarde said
"Everybody aboard? You're going to love this" Willy said as he sat down "just love it"
The boat begins to sail
"Hey, Daddy, I want a boat like this" Veruca said "a beautiful paddle boat, that's what I want.
"What she wants is a good kick in the pants" Grandpa said to Charlie and Grace who chuckled a little bit
"I think I'm gonna be seasick" Mrs. Teavee said
"Here, try one of these" Willy said as he handed her sweet
"What are they?" Mrs. Teavee asked
"Rainbow drops" Willy explains "suck 'em and you can spit in seven different colors"
"Spitting's a dirty habit" Violet said as she was picking her nose
"I know a worse one" Willy said
"What business you in, Salt?" Mr. Beauregarde asked Mr. Salt
"Nuts" Mr. Salt replied
The boat heads into the tunnel
"Hang on, where are we going?" Mr. Salt
"I don't know, but I don't like the looks of that tunnel up there" Mr. Beauregarde said "hey, Wonka, I want off!"
"Round the world and home again, that's the sailor's way!" Willy said
They were in the tunnel and the boat started to go faster
"I don't like this ride, Daddy" Veruca said
"Faster!" Willy said
"Wonka, do me a favor? Tell those people to stop paddling back there" Mr. Salt said
"Faster!" Willy said
"We're going too fast!" Mrs. Teavee said
"Faster! Faster!" Willy said
"We're gonna sink, I know it!" Violet said
"Why doesn't he stop the boat?" Veruca asked her dad
"Faster!" Willy said and the flashes of colours comes
"Hang on, darling! Just close your eyes and hang on tight!" Mr. Salt said to Veruca
"What's happening?" Mike asked
"Faster!" Willy said
"What is this, a freak-out?" Violet asked
"Hey, this isn't funny, Wonka!" Mr. Beauregarde said
"You can't possibly see where you're going, Wonka!" Mr. Salt said
"You're right. I can't" Willy said
"Boy, what a great series this would make" Mike said
"Wonka...." Mr. Salt said
"This is kind of strange" Charlie said
"Yeah, strange, Charlie, but it's fun! Ha ha!" Grandpa Joe said
"This is terrific!" Mike said
Then disgusting images flash on the wall
"How much to get off the boat, Wonka?" Mr. Salt panics
"Ugghhh... I think I'm gonna be sick" Mrs. Teavee said
"I can take a joke, but this has gone too far" Mr. Salt said
"Tell that little guy to turn us around, Wonka!" Mr. Beauregarde said
"Aaaaaaa! Now I am gonna be sick!" Mrs. Teavee said when she saw a disturb image on the wall
"Grandpa!" Charlie said when he saw Slugworth's face appears on the wall
"It couldn't be" Grandpa Joe said
A few screams but then Grace saw Miss Fickle and the mean girls from the orphanage on the wall, then a fire appears on the wall, then she heard a woman and a man screaming and even screamed Grace's name
"MOMMY! DADDY!" Grace screamed
"Oh Grace" Grandpa Joe said as he lifted her up, placed her against his shoulder, Grace immediately wrapped her arms around him and started sobbing in his shoulder 
But then Willy started singing and everyone was confused
"Bleh! Not a speck of light is showing So the danger must be growing Are the fires of hell a glowing? Is the grisly reaper mowing?" Willy started shouting "Yes! The danger must be growing For the rowers keep on rowing And they're certainly not showing Any signs that they are slowing!"
Willy screams. making everyone going into chaos
"Oh, make him stop, Daddy!" Veruca said
"Wonka, this has gone far enough!" Mr. Salt said
"Quite right, sir! Stop the boat" Willy said