bronana

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December 12, 5:00 AM

STRAY KIDS 

savagefetus: yo im hungry

pizzaslice: i dont care 

seungtheman: damn who shat in your cereal

pizzaslice: what-?

ilovehyunjin: YOU KNOW IM SAVAGE 

ilovefelix: GEOCHIMEOMNEUN BADDEST 

ilovehyunjin: NAREUL DULLEOSSAN THRILL

leeknow: ate that up fr fr

oldmanchan: fun fact: it is impossible to tickle yourself and feel the effect

ilovehyunjin: that's not true though 

savagefetus: literally i was tickling my foot and my toes be curling 

seungtheman: ew

oldmanchan: you can also see an owls eyeball through its ear 

ilovefelix: WHAT THE FUCK?

ilovefelix: I DONT NEED TO KNOW THAT?!?!?

Jisuck: they have ears?!

leeknow: owls have ears omg are you dumb?

Jisuck: i think you know the answer to that darling 

leeknow: oh? 

pizzaslice: bro whats even happening 

seungtheman: literally 

pizzaslice: anyways hows your day been going?

seungtheman: its like 5:02 i just woke up to these nitwits for 10th time in a row

pizzaslice: i feel you bro 

seungtheman: bro? 

pizzaslice: OMG BRO?!

seungtheman: you are my brother from another mother, my amiga, my bronana

pizzaslice: my broski, my bestie, my brothel

leeknow: what. 

ilovehyunjin: stfu they're bonding 

Jisuck: you people are weird 

ilovefelix: bitch says you 

Jisuck: fuck you 

ilovefelix: no i love my boyfriend 

oldmanchan: ah yes. young love. 

seungtheman: stfu grandpapa

oldmanchan: OH MY GOSH ITS TOO EARLY FOR THIS

seungtheman: tbh yeah it is too early

seungtheman: bye sisters

seungtheman went offline 

savagefetus: 💀

oldmanchan: alright kids go back to bed its too damn early for this 

savagefetus: no im going to sing 

savagefetus: WHEN I CLOSE MY EYES ALL I SEE IS RED LIGHTS

ilovefelix: wtf what song is that

savagefetus: i made it up lol

oldmanchan: okay....??

savagefetus: hehe 

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I'm not dead y'all 

The dream cat is doing much better, he got discharged from the animal hospital place yesterday. The cats are reunited at last. 

Okay now I need to figure out these next chapters. 

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