Dean Winchester and Castiel found themselves in the vast expanse of Ikea, surrounded by a labyrinth of furniture and the scent of Swedish meatballs wafting through the air. It wasn't their usual hunting ground, but the idea of exploring the aisles together intrigued them.
"Alright, Cas, buckle up. We're diving into the world of furniture," Dean declared, pushing a cart with determination.
Castiel, ever the curious angel, surveyed the surroundings. "What is the purpose of this place, Dean?"
Dean smirked, his eyes scanning the showroom. "Cas, this is where people come to assemble their dreams and nightmares, all in one flat-pack box."
The couple wandered through the maze of displays, each section presenting a new set of possibilities. Dean, eager to make the most of the experience, suggested they test out the furniture.
"Sit on that couch, Cas. We need to make sure it's hunter-proof," Dean said, a mischievous glint in his eyes.
Castiel, obedient as always, settled onto the display couch with a solemn nod. Dean joined him, and the two exchanged a glance that spoke of countless shared moments.
As they navigated through the bedroom section, Dean couldn't resist making a suggestive comment. "Cas, I'm thinking we need a new bed. Something big and comfortable."
Castiel, genuinely considering the suggestion, replied, "Does it come with a manual for assembly, Dean?"
Dean chuckled, his arm draped over Castiel's shoulders. "Well, Cas, I was hoping we could figure it out together."
The kitchen area proved to be a treasure trove of gadgets and utensils. Dean, grabbing a random kitchen tool, turned to Castiel with a grin. "Cas, what do you think this is for?"
Castiel examined the object with a furrowed brow. "Is it a device for the extraction of heavenly ingredients?"
Dean burst into laughter. "Close, Cas. It's a vegetable peeler. Good try, though."
As they reached the lighting section, Dean couldn't resist a bit of drama. "Cas, imagine this chandelier in our bunker. We'd be living in style."
Castiel, deadpan as ever, replied, "Dean, our bunker is not a palace. We do not need a chandelier."
Dean feigned disappointment. "But Cas, think of the ambiance during movie night!"
As they approached the checkout with a cart full of random items, Dean turned to Castiel. "Cas, we came in for one thing and ended up with a cartload of stuff. Classic Ikea."
Castiel, surveying their eclectic collection, nodded in agreement. "Indeed, Dean. It appears we have assembled a variety of items with questionable necessity."
Dean smirked. "Cas, that's the beauty of Ikea. You never leave with just what you came for."
Back in the Impala, surrounded by their impulsive Ikea purchases, Dean and Castiel shared a laugh. The car was filled with the scent of new furniture, and the experience had created memories that would linger.
"Who knew Ikea could be so entertaining?" Dean mused, his eyes meeting Castiel's.
Castiel, a small smile playing on his lips, replied, "It was a unique adventure, Dean. I enjoyed it."
As they drove back to the bunker, the trunk filled with flat-pack mysteries, Dean couldn't help but appreciate the simple joy of exploring the world of furniture with the angel by his side.
Who doesn't just LOVE Ikea?
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Destiel One Shots
RomanceThese Oneshots are about Dean and Castiel - Supernatural. Some of them are very short and others are a bit long. Don't judge, English isn't my first language.