So You Think You Think You Dance?

                                    

                                          
So You Think You Can Dance?
                          

                          
by AprilDay and Warrior_Prophet
                          

                          

                          
Doors burst open, I swagger in
                          
Jacket over shoulder, I am somethin'
                          
Give my ol' mates a wink and a grin
                          
DJ gives my eighties track a spin
                          

                          
Strutting my stuff on the dance floor
                          
Working so hard I can't give it anymore
                          
I'll keep dancing till my feet are sore
                          
Keep on movin' till the crowds all roar
                          

                          
I moon walk better than the best
                          
Sideslide Pop Lock and Drop sharper than the rest
                          
Hitch my crotch and puff out my chest
                          
Point skyward, downward and spin with zest
                          

                          
Looking so cool in my white suit
                          
Having a dance off to a little dispute
                          
All my mates give the thumbs up salute
                          
Showing off to the girls cos they're cute
                          

                          
You're embarrassing! All the girls chide
                          
You should be dancing with your daughter, the bride
                          
You're like a walrus skipping they cried
                          
Good job there's an ambulance outside!
                          

                          

                          
Theme = Thinking You Can Dance When You Really Can't